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No contact day

When you have cried too much the night before and you’re eyes are so dry that it hurts to put contact lenses in.
I’m feeling really sad, probably gonna go home and cry. Tomorrow’s a, “no contact day,” I see.
by PE GANG February 3, 2020
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Corkonian Cock Conductor

A form of sexual act where one partner pulls out a Tazer mid way through, without alerting the other partner, before firing or jamming it into the still moving penis, electrocuting both partners. The name comes from the belief that only girls from Cork City, Ireland, would be open to such an activity without prior consent.
She surprised me with the ‘ol Corkonian Cock Conductor two weeks ago, my dick still tingles every time I walk.
by TheeScribe April 30, 2020
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Contact Sniffles

When you're out and a bunch of people are getting fucked up on cocaine and you get the sniffles just from being around them.
"Man, there must have been a bunch of people ripped on coke in there, I got the goddamn contact sniffles."
by Jman231 December 22, 2009
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Contact Game

A flatulence game played by the army which is in essence the same as the safety game.
*Soldier Farts*
"Contact!"
Aww, now I can't hit you by the rules of the Contact Game!
by MarineCorps November 28, 2010
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Contact

A replacement term that can always be used instead of "high five," "pound" etc.
"Contact" works in any situation, e.g. if the person does not have five fingers, or uses another part of their body.
person 1: That was awesome!
person 2: Contact! (hand slap)
by Safmiester G December 24, 2008
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Physical Contact

Showing affection to another. Continuously touching body, showing love. Couples show affection (physical contact) most times by kissing or touching each other repetitively.
Man, do you see how much physical contact Joey is showing torwards Lauren. How is that not PDA.
by ski fielding July 20, 2016
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Contact Boner

When a girl touches a guys penis, and it immediately becomes a boner.
He got a contact boner just from my arm brushing up against him.
by cuddlebuns June 16, 2009
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