1) The mob put out a contract on the police informer.
2) Barf shows his muscle by putting out contracts on relatives he hates to kiss. (From "The Simpseones", a parody of "The Simpsons" in Mad Classics magazine).
2) Barf shows his muscle by putting out contracts on relatives he hates to kiss. (From "The Simpseones", a parody of "The Simpsons" in Mad Classics magazine).
by Charlize October 6, 2007
Get the put out a contract on mug.An individual who seeks out and manages herds of women for sale of sexual goods and services. These individuals are predominately males of African-American decent who have an intriguing gravitation to dark shades of purple. His employees are frequently called out as a “ho” or “biatch” (bee-a-ch), and they often participate in one of the few bargaining existences in our modern market economy. The revenues created by a ho’s diligent work are often redistributed through the contractor as he takes a majority share of the earnings in exchange for protection and a constant supply of work. The most common action that a vaginal contractor participates in is a slap, specifically the “pimp slap”. It is a back-handed smack in the face as a reaction to either a ho’s bitch slap (see palm up slap) or insufficient funds generated by an individual biatch. It is also common for a vaginal contractor to have sustained a leg injury (most likely from a bad case of the angry pirate) and needs physical assistance walking with a diamond encrusted cane.
Vaginal Contractor - I don’t know what you know about me, I’m a motha fuckin’ V.A.G.I.N.A.L C.O.N.T.R.A.C.T.O.R.!
by Mack Daddy Mik August 19, 2006
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A symptom of internet disease that raises the contrast in your pictures to hide any skin problems eg. acne
High Contrast is also the name of a really good drum and bass producer and dj.
High Contrast is also the name of a really good drum and bass producer and dj.
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Get the high contrast mug.by Ryan Bocklage March 20, 2006
Get the contrastation mug.A written contract that is supposed to make a transaction look above board and official, and to suggest that the buyer has a degree of comeback, but which the party offering the document can ignore at will. As they say, it's not worth the paper it's printed on.
Dickie O'Kelly presented his tenants with the landlord's contract in connection with the quality of their accommodation, and then disappeared to South Africa with their money.
by Fearman August 10, 2007
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Describes the erotic act of performing a Bikini Wax using Duct Tape and a Heat Gun. Duct tape is applied to the pubic area and then heated with a heat gun for two minutes. After the tape is allowed to cool, it is then removed in a single rapid motion as is done with any normal method of waxing.
Describes the erotic act of performing a Bikini Wax using Duct Tape and a Heat Gun. Duct tape is applied to the pubic area and then heated with a heat gun for two minutes. After the tape is allowed to cool, it is then removed in a single rapid motion as is done with any normal method of waxing.
Some people are allergic to the adhesive used on common duct tape; test a small area of skin for adverse reactions and irritability before performing a Brazilian Contractor.
by canander September 23, 2011
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by Contracting God December 15, 2012
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