Conrad Hilton

Fuck-it-Mode

"yooo we're going full Conrad Hilton for dinner tonight"

by Ernah October 13, 2021

Conrad & Phillip

A conrad? A wonderful person who honestly you'll assume to be an absolute fool who you don't want to be associated with. However you guys will become friends somehow and it will be the most questionable friendship in your entire life. Yet you eventually see how much of an amazing person he is, and despite being a right pain in the ass, you love him wholeheartedly.

Phillip?? The side piece, the sidekick, the best friend who thirdwheels any friendship duo. Possibly just being there when you and Conrad are together. Him and Conrad are inseperable, but he doesn't have a reason to be around Conrad. They're usually blood-related somehow. Phillips usually come out ginger, but if they come out blonde or brunette or blue then get it returned to the hospital.

A name for two boys who are best friends, and polar opposites.

We're in college and you two are such a Conrad & Phillip; grow up.

by everyday genius August 10, 2023

Conrad weiser

Shit school with shittier people, main goal is to act like a Celebrity in this school and then do nothing when they graduate. 90% of the students fiend juul pods and the other 10% lie about never vaping

Juul enjoyer: hey I got this new pod it’s great
Conrad weiser student: lemme hit it *one hits entire pod until it’s burnt*
Juul enjoyer: “oh you must be from Conrad weiser”

by Not a juul fiend December 7, 2021

conrad the sailor

conrad the sailor is conors secret identity, its true you can see it on the posts down by the river!!!! anyway he sails on a boat haunted by an unfriendly ghost.

mum, im just going sailing
who with????
Conrad the sailor!!!!!!

by Rwolbic May 3, 2005

Conrad M

someone who looks elderly and shops at Kids'R Us to try and look muscular. He is a brazilian bastard and all he thinks about is getting buff and big. He gets no grls and gets kicked out of class everyday cuz hes annoying as fuck. Nobody likes him and he wears the same shit to school every day. He's a bitch.People call him Cum-rag to get him mad.

I will never want to be friends with Conrad(Cum-Rag)
I Hate Cum-Rag

by Kyle Hussy March 2, 2005

Conrad Time

used to explain those who are routinely late to everything due to their differing sense of time

Ugh, he's late again! Of course, he's on Conrad Time

by Sugar1524 May 18, 2010

Conrad Schools of Science

Conrad is a school in Delaware that is portrayed to outsiders as an academic school with some good sports teams. However, once you are in there is nothing to be found but white trash and severe ghetto qualities. If you go into the high school bathrooms, the first thing to hit you with be the smell of weed, and then ghetto hoe trying to tell you off. Most of the boys are either nerdy gamers or ghetto f-boys. The six graders are kept away from all this to start but as soon as you start exploring the high school level and even the older middle school, it is just a trashy school. While the courses are great, they are worthless with the constant cheating and plagiarism. Bullying is a huge problem at Conrad and the administration do nothing about it when it is reported. There are also many fights at Conrad and to the students it has become a regular.

Conrad student: “I have so much homework!”
CSW student: “bitch! You literally have one thing that you cheated on! Try having 8 hours of hw every night!”
Conrad student: “but copying is to much effort. I’ll just hit my pen and take a sick day.”

Conrad schools of science students are lazy, ghetto, and stoners

by Mr.Weedbody May 1, 2019