Confetti

A joyful ejaculation which erupts into a spray of confetti just like the "Happy Birthday Grunt" mode from Halo 3!

"It is obvious that Nick had a confetti because after he wanked off there were colorful bits of paper all over the place!"

by PSYCHO DANE January 6, 2008

Playboy Confetti

The incredible amount of self advertisement/promotional fliers that fall out of a Playboy magazine after initial opening.

Man A: "Dude! Just got my new Playboy!"
Man B: "Nice! Why did all of those papers just come flying out??"

Man A: "Oh, that's nothing, just Playboy Confetti."

by SeymourVS June 25, 2010

Irish Confetti

When you cum in a potato and microwave it until soft. You then throw it at your spouse

Bitches be complaining about the potato famine so I hit her with the Irish Confetti.

by Shesprettyify January 19, 2022

confetti cum on birthday

little known fact - instead of cum, you jizz confetti on your birthday

I am going to wank one and have confetti cum on birthday

by domesquad event organizer September 6, 2010

Confetti Cannon

When you cum in a girl's ass and she farts it back on your face.

1: Yo I got that gassy blowback last night.
2: Dude I love confetti cannons.

by Demon Dickin September 24, 2016

confetti

For sure! I will! Equivalent to "Ya heard!"

Joe: Mail me my money man!
Jake: Confetti!
Joe: Ya heard me!
Used more as a salutation or end of a conversation.

by Jason November 22, 2003

Confetti

When a few day old tattoo reaches the peeling stage, the flakes of colored skin left behind after sleeping, changing clothes, etc.

The green and red confetti in her bed made Katie realize she needed to put lotion on her tattoo.

by Centri February 27, 2009