Sunken condos 

The 4th solo album by Donald fagen of steely dan.released in October 2012.

Have you heard sunken condos yet? I really like white nightgown,!

Sunken condos by 4realazitgits April 3, 2021

i got condos in that bitch head 

im always on that girls mind

asin that girl cant stop spreading rumors about me cause i got condos in that bitch head

i got condos in that bitch head by blackgirlnextdoor June 19, 2023

Condom on a Stick

Packages of condoms handed out by some Planned Parenthoods. They appear to be suckers, but where the candy part would be its really a condom!!! They come in several colors and usually have smiley faces printed on the outside of the package.

I've got a condom on a stick!!!!

Condom on a Stick by RJ August 1, 2004

Screen condom 

People who keep a plastic screen sheath on their smartphone for protection despite the fact that it reduces the quality of their visual pleasure.

I can't understand people who use screen condoms, they never get to fully enjoy their screens. Even without protection, by the time the glass would be so unclear you'd most likely would be getting a new phone anyway...

Screen condom by flockit March 6, 2015

Spiky Condom

The Spiky Condom is a shot of alcohol consisting of Goldschlager, Grenadine, Crown Royal, and Red Bull. The shot must be taken quickly and should NEVER be smelled before consumption. The first and most recognizable ingredient, Goldschlager, is the spikes of the Spiky Condom. It is then followed by the Crown Royal which counteracts the "Big Red" flavor making your taste buds pulsate, all while keeping it classy. The Grenadine was chosen for it's deep red color properties, which of course hints at the consequences of a Spiky Condom (Both literally and figuratively). Lastly, the Red Bull puts everything back into perspective by bringing two of your five senses back for a very short period of time. Your vision and your hearing. Use this time wisely as your clear vision and ability to understand people will disappear as quickly as you took the shot.

Bartender: "What can I get you?"

John: "Gimme a Red Bull Vodka, two Jack and Cokes, and 6 Spiky Condoms."

Bartender: "..."

Spiky Condom by thehouss October 14, 2011

JERSEY SHORE CONDOM FAIRY 

When you pick up a chic at a bar, bring her home, bang her and then put the used condom under your roommates pillow.

After I was done with that bitch last night, Jim got a visit from the Jersey Shore Condom Fairy.

JERSEY SHORE CONDOM FAIRY by bub c October 20, 2006

saxon condom 

A condom fashioned from a freshly skinned rat turned inside out

Vinny: Aw shit Mikey im outta condoms and Becky's on her way over.
Mikey: Don't worry about it bro were in New York just go outside and make yourself a Saxon Condom!

saxon condom by ImmortalMemeLord June 3, 2018