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Yeah, Mike's my conditional friend. As long as I have an extra girl to throw at him, he'll hang around.
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A person who, no matter how SCORCHINGLY UNBERABLY, REDICIULOUSLY HOT it gets, never turns on their air conditioner, OR turns it on very little.
by LIVEitUP91 June 1, 2006
Get the Air-Conditioning Nazi mug.Forgetting to rise the conditioner out of your hair before turning off the shower and toweling your head.
"Dammit! I just got my towel all slimy"
"How did that happen?"
"I forgot to rinse my hair before turning off the shower."
"Man what a conditionerror"
"How did that happen?"
"I forgot to rinse my hair before turning off the shower."
"Man what a conditionerror"
by Flapjack27 November 19, 2009
Get the Conditionerror mug.- The upset (divisive) state of humanity; the competitive, aggressive and selfish behavior of human beings, that is juxtaposed to humanities integrative moral instincts which are to be loving, selfless and cooperative.
A book named “freedom”, written by Jeremy Griffith, introduces the compassionate understanding of our species ‘human condition’. In defense of humanities divisive behavior, Jeremy dissects the underlying truths of the human race and our search for understanding, presenting an empathetic and honest look at the human races ‘condition’.
A book named “freedom”, written by Jeremy Griffith, introduces the compassionate understanding of our species ‘human condition’. In defense of humanities divisive behavior, Jeremy dissects the underlying truths of the human race and our search for understanding, presenting an empathetic and honest look at the human races ‘condition’.
“That murder demonstrated the extreme extent of the human condition’s potential to cause destruction”
by Quake2000 June 7, 2018
Get the Human condition mug.A man who takes on the aspects of a nice guy, but only until he is rejected. At that point, he will abandon her and redirect his efforts toward other girls. While the result can be problematic for the girl who just rejected him, especially if he previously went to great lengths to do nice things for her, he will justify his behavior with the claim that he doesn't like being used.
Me: "I'm a conditional nice guy."
Other guy: "So you're a douchebag?"
Me: "No, I am a nice guy, but only until she rejects me."
Other guy: "But she has the right to say 'no'."
Me: " I hate being used just as much as she does."
Other guy: "Touché"
Other guy: "So you're a douchebag?"
Me: "No, I am a nice guy, but only until she rejects me."
Other guy: "But she has the right to say 'no'."
Me: " I hate being used just as much as she does."
Other guy: "Touché"
by snakemasterepic August 27, 2016
Get the conditional nice guy mug.Someone you cant depend on because they are wishy-washy and only stick around only when its beneficial for them. As soon as things get tough, uncomfortable or uninteresting, they are gone. Their loyalty and character are contingent on the situation at hand, meaning, they aren't sincere or dependable. They're selfish and inconsistent- fake. They're always switching up their position and views in order to appeal to the person they are trying to impress. They're superficial and shallow. Not deep.
She won't show up if there's nothing in it for her. She's a conditional person. She'll act like she cares, as long as she gets what she wants.
by LetsBeReal1001 December 18, 2016
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