immaculate conception

A shit that mysteriously you didn't have to wipe your ass after.

I finished my business, wiped my ass, and there was nothing on the toilet paper. It was an immaculate conception.

(Not to be confused with a piece of poop that looks like the Virgin Mary)

by Mark Long September 8, 2007

concept boyfriend

A guy who is everything a girl wants but is never enough much like a concept design in that it is a general design but not quite the finished product there is always something missing but was a good try

Jonathan is a good concept boyfriend but hes not quite what i want he doesnt have a car

by reapert5 November 13, 2013

conception friday

The natural precursor to "baby Friday," with all the implications conjured by the name therein. Also known as Wednesday.

Jess: "Want to go get drinks tonight?" Rachel: "I would but it's only a Wednesday" Jess: "Wednesday, AKA Conception Friday! So it's totally fine!"

by BettomicBomb March 7, 2019

concept creep

When definition of "what's harmful" is taken too far, so the societies become extremely coddled and lacking honest conversation

safe space is born because concept creep

by Sir. B November 4, 2021

concept creep

When definition of "what's harmful" is taken too far, so societies become coddled and lacking honest discussions

Safe space and security theater are the results of concept creep

by Sir. B November 5, 2021

Conception state

The state your daddy dropped a load in your momma and made you

I always knew I was a masshole because my ma got knocked up with me in her pouch in Massachusetts; my Conception state!

by spideyskin February 22, 2022

Conception day

A party, celebrated in some parts of northern austria and southern germany, meant to celebrate the conception of someone. Usually celebrated smaller than a birthday or not at all, it is often an event in a familiar setting where sometimes the parents even give a quick speech.

Hey man, you going to Martins conception day?
Sure Ill be there

by Germinator21 December 27, 2022