by Shabba November 24, 2003
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by Volconologist April 18, 2010
Get the Commitment Phopic mug.1- Thou shall have no other CoDs before Modern Warfare 4.
2- Don't take the Lord's heroin through your veins.
3- Remember the Sabbath so thee knows when it's time to report for work like a good sheep.
4- Honor thy father & thy mother or else they'll Exodus 21 thy ass.
5- Thou shall not grill.
6- Thou shall not Neflix & chill. Except the Sabbath.
7- Even though Boomer's ruined the economy and didn't give thee a chance, don't steal unless it's from the government.
8- Thou shall not Peepin' Tom thy neighbor.
9- Thou shall not shove it in thy neighbor's wife.
10- actually leave your fuckin neighbor alone.
2- Don't take the Lord's heroin through your veins.
3- Remember the Sabbath so thee knows when it's time to report for work like a good sheep.
4- Honor thy father & thy mother or else they'll Exodus 21 thy ass.
5- Thou shall not grill.
6- Thou shall not Neflix & chill. Except the Sabbath.
7- Even though Boomer's ruined the economy and didn't give thee a chance, don't steal unless it's from the government.
8- Thou shall not Peepin' Tom thy neighbor.
9- Thou shall not shove it in thy neighbor's wife.
10- actually leave your fuckin neighbor alone.
Don't forget to blindly follow any and all doctrines or manifests that your parents tell you to, especially the 10 commandments.
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Get the in commitment mug.The commitment made when a couple decides to join cellphone plans into one. This sometimes has significant ramifications when the relationship goes south.
Casey felt the wrath of early termination fees when his live-in girlfriend went crazy and decided to not pay her portion of the bill. Turns out the cellphone commitment was just too much.
by gizzmo696 December 7, 2010
Get the Cellphone Commitment mug.“Share always; share all ways.”
Note: the 11th Commandment was suppressed by the Church as subversive.
Sharing on a wide scale is a most dangerous threat to the powers that be whose wealth depends on maintaining and enforcing economic systems based on usury, debt peonage, wage slavery, false scarcity and the deprivations of poverty (and until it was banned, debtor’s prison and the poor house. See also the works of author Charles Dickens).
The institutions of private property - the right to exclude all others from enjoyment or use of a resource or asset - is subverted by those who dare to share.
Note: the 11th Commandment was suppressed by the Church as subversive.
Sharing on a wide scale is a most dangerous threat to the powers that be whose wealth depends on maintaining and enforcing economic systems based on usury, debt peonage, wage slavery, false scarcity and the deprivations of poverty (and until it was banned, debtor’s prison and the poor house. See also the works of author Charles Dickens).
The institutions of private property - the right to exclude all others from enjoyment or use of a resource or asset - is subverted by those who dare to share.
When my smart-ass skeptic ex-husband asked me “so, if you’re so smart, what’s the 11th Commandment?”; I meditated and prayed for three days until it was revealed to me that to the 11th Commandment is “share always, share all ways”
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