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Comment-bomb

Whenever someone comments something stupid on your potentially fantastic facebook status which prevents it from getting any likes whatsoever.
Me: I just figured out how to divide by zero, I've cured cancer, and I was able to FC Through the fire and flames on GH3 on expert mode!

Grandma: I love you, sweetie! How are things going in high school?

Me thinking to myself: ...Comment-bomb...
by Rodson69 September 25, 2012
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Comment Digger

A person similar to a "gold digger", but instead of $$, they will dig for (facebook, instagram, every social media site) comments by posting pictures (status, etc) and illiciting comments from people by stating opposite of the obvious.
Summer: *Posts picture of herself if a bikini* I'm so fat. My brother called me fat. I'm fat.
Friend 1: no your not guuuuurl
Friend 2: you're so pretty
..........
Friend 15: Sweetie, being a comment digger isn't cute. If you really thought you were fat, that picture never would have gone up.
by Yvettechee July 23, 2012
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Comment John

Similar to and ironically the opposite of a comment whore. They will look at every aspect of your online profile and comment incessantly on your pictures and updates with "insights" that are basically meaningless.
Damn, Robert commented on my newest photo 0 minutes after posting. He must have no life. He is such a Comment John. I'm so sorry I gave in to his constant begging for me to add him on Facebook.
by simpnotlimp September 20, 2009
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MLIA Commenters

The people who OP's don't think about when writing submissions. The ones who sit through Steve every day for three hours. The people who have the best comment section on the internet.
MLIA Commenters: All the regulars, n00bs, and trolls.
by MLIACommenter August 14, 2010
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The Comments Section

A comment section is a place of gather between all ages. In the comment section, everyone is here to fight TOGETHER. FIght for the single goal of destroying each other. Together! Together we stand to argue and create a toxic environment.
"The Comments Section is a really beautiful example of humanity." -Said no one ever.
by Meepy_Meh July 6, 2020
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Suicidal Comment

A comment, typically made on a post in a chatroom or social networking site with all intentions and/or likelihood of

1. getting the shit beaten out of you.

2. sounding so stupid it would make every single person in the conversation want to stare at you in utter disbelief.
Jake hit on Emily with a suicidal comment on Facebook yesterday. Needless to say, he came to school today with a black eye courtesy of Jim, her pissed-off boyfriend.
by l2blackbelt March 4, 2010
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Dont comment

What attention seeking teenage girls write on their photo captions online, it's kind of like reverse psychology. They really WANT people to comment.
Sydney: DONT COMMENT
Jen: Dont tell me not to comment! This pic is hawt!
Sydney: Aww thanks :$
by pezz123 January 16, 2010
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