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CommanderRoot

CommanderRoot is a Battlefield 3 PC player from Germany enlisted on 28/10/2011.

He is well known amongst the Battlefield community for his antics in page raping. CommanderRoot clogs up your feed by 'Hooahing' all of your awards.

This global phenomenon has escalated to such a point where it is considered an honour to be C-rooted, an honour many players will not experience.
Woooofjhdakshg hey mum check this out I just got C-rooted~!

Holy shit it's CommanderRoot~!
by zzsab May 27, 2012
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Cuck Commander

Someone who can watch their woman be decimated by other men without issue. The ultimate cuck.
It turns out Demetri is a cuck commander. I went through the back door of Demetri's house to surprise him for his birthday, and instead I saw his wife getting a train ran on her by random guys from the bus stop!
by Fat Boi Eric Cartman April 11, 2017
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m.c. bat commander

Awesome guy. Otherwise known as Christian Jacobs. Has appeared on various TV shows and movies but now he is the lead singer for a rad band named 'The Aquabats'.
by C'est moi. January 4, 2004
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Commander Xander

The most awesome nickname EVAR. You simply must be the best person ever to attain such a title. The person must possess the necessary skills for this job as well, such as having over 5000 pages of dungeons and dragons manuals memorized. If the one called Commander Xander approaches you, you must bow and give him offerings of food and cash.
"Where would you like the village girls sir?" -Dedicated Crew Mate
"Send them to my private quarters." - Commander Xander
by Commander Xander23 December 16, 2008
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Commander Kotex

A female that runs her man's life and is subject to the whims of her roller-coaster mood changes. This is especially applicable for men who are weak and get their butts kicked by their wives or girlfriends.
My pal Shane's wife is Commander Kotex... He's got to buy her all kinds of crap, cars, jewelry, horses... and he's gotta work every weekend to serve her lazy weak ass and build barns, fences, work in the yard. He never gets to go have fun for himself.
by Dave4270 August 26, 2009
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Cunt Commander

A female in charge of males that always bust their chops or demasculinizes them to make herself more powerful. Always a bitch to them.
by VIPAS72 February 10, 2007
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clit commander

A Commander of the Clit. Not quite a General yet however someone who gets lots of pussy.
I am the clit commander. I own you, you little bastard...ooohhhh...you little bastard...BONG!
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