comftable

Taken from comfortable, meaning when you make an extemely beautiful significant other seem less attractive, usually by means of weight gain untill you can still find them sexy, but most others would not. At this point your level of comfort increases because you don't worry about them cheating/ leaving as much, plus you've got someone soft to hold on to at night.

Friend: Hey, aren't you dating Attmattulah? She really let herself go...

Seth: Naw, she's just comftable.

Friend: I remember when I first saw her, she was sexy as hell...

Seth: And...

Friend: Now she's kinda fat, I wouldn't fuck her with Brian's dick.

Seth: YEEAAAHHH ! ! !

by Helljin April 8, 2006

Comfy Shimmy

When you get into bed, and it is so outrageously comfortable that you cant help but do a little celebration wiggle.

The new mattress and blanket combination will make you do the comfy shimmy.

by Mack Danger Daddy July 24, 2019

Comfy Cozy

Being extremely comfortable and extremely cozy simultaneously. Usually used by hot girls doing hot girl shit like sleeping, napping for 8 hours straight (theres a difference) and being dangerous.

Jade: you need to have a shower so that you can be comfy cozy

by awkward.eggs January 19, 2021

comfy

when someone pretends to know what they're doing and never listens to advice until its too late

don't be a comfy. stop feeding so much bro

by atoxicmonk October 16, 2021

fucking comfy

something comfortable enough to fuck on

John has a beanbag chair that is fucking comfy

by B11good March 14, 2009

comfy

A person you're comfortable with.

There goes comfy. :)

by jumpingkiddo June 20, 2009

Comfy

what you call someone you want to have sex with.

Isabel: "nigga you comfy as fuck."

by danglingbaby July 31, 2012