Colombian

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only the illest gangstas alive are colombian
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Yea did u see dat colombian mafucka take out dat boy wit dat AK! Yea he da shit right there. Yea da only da illest G's alive.

by Joker187 April 8, 2005

colombian cigar

The process of shitting inside someone else’s asshole.

Thomas: I gotta shit dude
Zane: Shut up before I give you a Colombian cigar

by Ryzarix August 14, 2021

Colombian Hairdryer

when you stick somebody's head in the ball return at the bowling alley.

We didn't want Mark to win the bowling game so we gave him a Colombian Hairdryer.

by Jomez September 20, 2006

Colombian beignet

A strange sexual technique in which the male first soaks his balls in water, then drops his balls in a bag of cocaine, until they are covered in cocaine powder. This then resembles a beignet. He then tea bags his mate, who then cleans his nuts of all cocaine.

Pablo's crackhead girlfriend was looking for a late night snack. Fortunately for her, Pablo was ready to treat her to a nice Colombian beignet.

by Red Brennan April 16, 2007

The Colombian

When one snorts a line of coke off someone's ass while he or she takes a massive dump.

Dave: "So did you end up getting that coke last night?"
Paul: "Yeah and I am going try to give Susan the Colombian."

by ts eliott November 2, 2014

Colombian snowballs

The act of powdering your testicles with cocaine and having someone lick them

I got Colombian snowballs that will numb your tounge

by Thatother1guy May 5, 2015

colombian firehose

When liquid feces exits the rectum at a velocity that is reminiscent of a firehose.

"Aw man, I picked up my dog when she was sick and she pulled a Colombian firehose all over my leg

by Mcgby128 May 13, 2016