-The biggest mistake of my life.
-Do not fucking bother.
-A great way to dig yourself into infinite debt.
-Do not fucking bother.
-A great way to dig yourself into infinite debt.
Thanks to my poor judgement, I now have to spend the next 30 years paying back every dime I make to my college!
If any moron can get a degree these days, what's the point of spending the money?
If any moron can get a degree these days, what's the point of spending the money?
by I_HATE_COLLEGE February 5, 2012
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a aristocratic group that manipulates khan academy into advertising the SAT (to gain popularity over the ACT). And really expensive AP tests. they have convinced colleges that making kids pay a lot of $ to send one number to them is a good indicator of college readiness. not to mention some ppl can pay $69420 for test prep and likely do well
College Board charges so much to send one fucking number to a school. I got a 5 on the ap test but i m broke from buying the test. how tf will i send my scores to colleges? might as well not take any college board tests and not do college :(
by Monish Alibaba March 9, 2019
Get the College Board mug.Westminster Choir College (WCC) is one of the greatest choir schools in the world, mainly because it is the only choir school in the world. Located in Princeton, NJ, WCC is the satellite music school of Rider University, although none of Westminster's students will admit that openly because of a lack of funding and appreciation shown from their university.
Westminster's gay men to straight men ratio is approximately 4:1, which causes their women to experiment with their asexuality. Students at Westminster can often be seen pulling out large chunks of their hair and weeping in practice rooms during late hours of the evenings while they try to prepare solfege singing exercises and keyboard harmony assignments for their theory classes unsuccessfully. Another cause of tension amongst students revolves around the exorbitant cost of tuition; from the cost of attendance, sheet music, formalwear, and private lessons, many students are forced to transfer to state schools before they can complete their programs of study. The most common degree program, Music Education, is host to some of the most stressed and sexually frustrated students in the modern post-secondary world. Because of this, Westminster is also referred to as "Stressminster Queer College".
In spite of all the academic pressure and frequent feelings of impending doom, most students who attend Westminster are bound together by both their commiseration and their love of music, creating an unbreakable sense of family.
Westminster's gay men to straight men ratio is approximately 4:1, which causes their women to experiment with their asexuality. Students at Westminster can often be seen pulling out large chunks of their hair and weeping in practice rooms during late hours of the evenings while they try to prepare solfege singing exercises and keyboard harmony assignments for their theory classes unsuccessfully. Another cause of tension amongst students revolves around the exorbitant cost of tuition; from the cost of attendance, sheet music, formalwear, and private lessons, many students are forced to transfer to state schools before they can complete their programs of study. The most common degree program, Music Education, is host to some of the most stressed and sexually frustrated students in the modern post-secondary world. Because of this, Westminster is also referred to as "Stressminster Queer College".
In spite of all the academic pressure and frequent feelings of impending doom, most students who attend Westminster are bound together by both their commiseration and their love of music, creating an unbreakable sense of family.
High school student: I'm going to Westminster Choir College to study music education!
Normal person: Isn't it less expensive to commit suicide?
Person: Where do you go to school?
WCC student: Westminster Choir College!
Person: Oh, Westminster College in Pennsylvania?
WCC student:...No, are you stupid? I go to school in Princeton, NJ.
Person: Oh, you go to school at Princeton University?
WCC student: NO! I go to WESTMINSTER CHOIR COLLEGE of RIDER UNIVERSITY!
Person: Oh, so you go to RIDER?
WCC student: *breaks whatever they are holding and walks away*
Normal person: Isn't it less expensive to commit suicide?
Person: Where do you go to school?
WCC student: Westminster Choir College!
Person: Oh, Westminster College in Pennsylvania?
WCC student:...No, are you stupid? I go to school in Princeton, NJ.
Person: Oh, you go to school at Princeton University?
WCC student: NO! I go to WESTMINSTER CHOIR COLLEGE of RIDER UNIVERSITY!
Person: Oh, so you go to RIDER?
WCC student: *breaks whatever they are holding and walks away*
by stressminsterstudent15 October 14, 2012
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Being interested in hackysack, organic farming, and dreads, Josh was a perfect fit for Hampshire College.
by JaffatheHutt March 29, 2009
Get the Hampshire College mug.Brebeuf College is an All boys high-school located in the most northern part of Toronto, Canada near Bayview and Steeles.
This high-school is one of the highest ratted high school in Toronto thanks to the multiple beneficial programs the school offers as well as teachers that actually CARE about the students education, of course excluding some... (cough cough Polish Science Teacher, but i'm not naming any names ;) They rebuilt the school in 2003, so currently is one of the most modern, sleek Catholic-publicly funded, non private school in Toronto. The students in Brebeuf are very respectful and kind. It also has one of the most highest averages in the province of Ontario, with a high success margin. A common "nickname" given to Brebeuf is just simply "Beuf." One last thing to mention is a usual things students say is "Bayview and Steeles" meaning to have a scrap. Though scraps don occur often they do happen.
This high-school is one of the highest ratted high school in Toronto thanks to the multiple beneficial programs the school offers as well as teachers that actually CARE about the students education, of course excluding some... (cough cough Polish Science Teacher, but i'm not naming any names ;) They rebuilt the school in 2003, so currently is one of the most modern, sleek Catholic-publicly funded, non private school in Toronto. The students in Brebeuf are very respectful and kind. It also has one of the most highest averages in the province of Ontario, with a high success margin. A common "nickname" given to Brebeuf is just simply "Beuf." One last thing to mention is a usual things students say is "Bayview and Steeles" meaning to have a scrap. Though scraps don occur often they do happen.
Daniel- Yoo, you choosing Beuf for you high-school?
Alan- YEEEYEE!!!
Or
Alexander- You wanna go scrappp jonnyy
Jonny- cm'on lets go then Bayview and Steeles
Or
Daniel- Brebeuf College is the best school in Toronto!!
Alessandro- no doubt man!!
Alan- YEEEYEE!!!
Or
Alexander- You wanna go scrappp jonnyy
Jonny- cm'on lets go then Bayview and Steeles
Or
Daniel- Brebeuf College is the best school in Toronto!!
Alessandro- no doubt man!!
by AlexanderC November 10, 2010
Get the Brebeuf College mug.Mitchell College is a great place if your looking to have a decent time, but is definitively no big party school. Get to know the right people and move off campus so you can learn to have your own fun or you might have thoughts of wanting to leave and never come back or offing yourself. This school has its moments but you will never see them if your one of the kids that just sits in his room and complains about having nothing to do because he doesn't try to do anything. Your attitude determines if you will like it here or not.
Jim: Dude there's nothing to do at Mitchell College tonight...
Chris: Have you tried hitting anyone up to see whats going on?
Jim: Yeah theres a couple parties, but theyre probably gay so whatever
Chris: Well ill go check out the parties. You can chill here again
Chris: Have you tried hitting anyone up to see whats going on?
Jim: Yeah theres a couple parties, but theyre probably gay so whatever
Chris: Well ill go check out the parties. You can chill here again
by Chronic snow white October 20, 2012
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