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smart. spends most of his time procrastinating or putting off school work until at least 3 days after it is due. has a unhealthy relationship with his hair and refuses to cut it until it passes nipple length. Also can be afflicted with a rare disease called DENT. which refers to a cereal bowl built into his chest.
MOM - goodness gracious child stop eating cereal, cut your hair, and start your homework you are such a colin!
colin by Big Dr January 14, 2008
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Colin is a dumbass who sucks at siege and fortnite.
Colin sucks at fortnite
colin by Hajajahabhs June 9, 2018
If your name is Colin, yousa bitch and that's that
Hey Colin, yousa bitch, bitch
Colin by GrabolaBoi July 19, 2020
he is a computer! he is a computery guy! everything made out of buttons and wires!
my freind is colin he is a very computery guy
colin by springtrapslilsister February 13, 2018
When a person defecates on people's furniture and/or pets. The worst of the worst when it comes to feces related subjects/
" Jim's gonna by hela-pissed when he founds out what I did"

" What did you do."

" I took a Colin on his mother's couch!"

"You sick son of a bitch."
My name is Colin. I'm Irish, Scottish, English, and Polish. I have short and thick brunette hair, and flashy blue eyes. I'm pretty thin and short, though for some reason my muscles seem to pop out. I'm an intelligent person, but I don't like showing off in front of a crowd. I'm a musician, and I love to listen to music everywhere all the time, as well as play video games, read and write, and read manga and watch anime. I'm always willing to make new friends, but I have a bit of social anxiety, so I don't talk to people. I'm a very layered person, and I've been through a lot in my life, so it will take time for you to get to know me more. But once you get there, I'll make sure to do everything possible to make sure you're happy. I do the same for everyone, I will work tirelessly to make sure everyone around me likes me and is satisfied. I may seem cool and even a bit rude on the outside, but if you get to my inner layers, it'll be worth it. Also, I'm told I'm a 'ladies man,' and women tell me that I kiss incredibly and seem to know exactly what to do when it comes to romance, in and out of bed ;) If you ever have a Colin in your life, please take the time to get to know them, and they'll be one of your best friends before long.
Friend of Colin (guy): "Colin is such a wonderful person, and he always seems to make me laugh. How can someone have so much fun around him?!"
Friend of Colin (girl, ex-gf): "OMG, I totally regret breaking up with Colin, he's even hotter than before! Ugh, I wish I could have another chance with him..."
Colin: "Thanks, but there's no need for the compliments, I can't be that great, I'm just an average person."
Everyone: "No, you ARE wonderful, and destined for excellence!"
Colin by GeekyRiolu December 9, 2020
Colin's are either a hit or a miss, one may be a overbearing ass while the other is a gift straight from god.
Did you hear about Colin?
Which one?
Colin by AlfredoSauseBayBay! November 30, 2021