Coffeelicious

Delicious, and full of caffeine too! So good that it makes you wake up and appreciate it all the more.

Edd: got any caffeine pills?
Jim: no, but I have this latte
*Edd drinks*
Edd: mmmmmmm, coffeelicious!

by SarahB May 25, 2005

coffee speed

A heightened sense of awareness resulting in aggressive speech pattern often answering ones own questions before a person operating at normal speed has a chance to respond.

I have a hard time talking to Johnny because he's not on coffee speed like me.

by Melvin5000 April 20, 2010

coefficient of manliness

It is a coefficient calculated by dividing your " penis length" by your height and then multiply the result by 100. (MaN=(penis length/height)*100).We measure it in cm and the final result will show us the percentage , how much of your body height is your glory.

What's your manliness coefficient?
I've got higher coefficient of manliness than you
What is your boyfriend's coefficient?

by Gizmino March 31, 2021

Dog coffee

Coffee that has gone cold or been sitting in the pot on the warmer for more than 6 hours. This is dog coffee, coffee that is only fit for a dog... although, if you are like me, you will possibly reheat/drink it anyway, because you are an addict.

i.e yesterdays brew still sitting in the pot, or a pot of coffee you enjoyed in the morning - then you get home at night and drink some more of it. Also, microwaving cold coffee turns it into dog coffee, regardless of how old it is (even if it was only made 10 minutes ago).

by Azzaazza December 31, 2008

Canadian Coffee Table

When entering her from behind, resting your Ice Cold Molson Canadian on her back.

Durwin invented the Canadian Coffee Table when his beer was too cold to hold onto as he banged away.

by big creek January 28, 2012

Spanish coffee

When your maid shits on your chest.

Lupita came over today to clean house but one thing led to another and she ended uo serving me Spanish Coffee.

by Rosalinda the dirty hooker June 8, 2018

Peter's Coffin

The opposite of Occam's Razor, it applies to situations where the most convoluted, elaborate explanation is the most likely to be true.

It's named in honor of Peter Coffin, who got famous for creating an incredibly complex labyrinth of lies in order to pretend he had lost his virginity. When some inconsistencies in his story became apparent, some people suggested bizarre explanations as a joke, but later the most ludicrous ones turned out to be true.

"Okay, so either Peter finally got a girlfriend, or he has dedicated the last few years of his life to the elaboration of a complex network of deception that involves a real size sex doll, thousands of dollars worth of girl's clothes, including custom made cosplay, dozens of sockpuppet accounts interacting with each other, several blogs and twitter accounts that he writes himself regularly, photo manipulation, stop motion animation, hiring a Scottish woman to record voice samples, dressing in drag, finding girls that looked like the doll and secretly taking pictures of them, stealing a baby, acquiring hospital equipment to use as props, and forging official documents, and he did all this despite he was caught years ago doing something similar and got publicly humiliated for it. Now seriously, what do you think is more likely?"

"By application of Peter's Coffin, the second hypothesis is the most likely."

A few days later...

"Oh my god! I can't believe it was all true! Peter's Coffin was right again!"

by MastermindX January 29, 2015