cockblaster

were a male uses his penis like a laser blaster, or well i'm sure you can guess the other meaning

he was using is penis like a laser blaster last night...
that is called a cockblaster

by areal name September 3, 2016

cockulary

See ricockulous, substitute for "dictionary"

by Viper November 21, 2002

Cockumentary

A porno mock version of an actual film.

Cockumentary: Edward Penishands

by Hipz November 28, 2009

cockument

Originally Built to commemorate the Great Fire which devastated the City of London in 1666 but i had renamed it Cockument on a night out because i chose to, so bollocks to you all.

it is aptly named by me, expert joker, daniel ghali, who amongst other things is the biggest joker on the planet probably,

"oh look there is the Cockument you fat douche-bag slag" pass me the doner kebab and a pint please..?

by Daniel Ghali September 13, 2007

Cockulation

A girl’s thought process when she approximates the size of a man’s dick before she goes home with him.

“According to my cockulation, he’s got a pretty weak dick game.”

by Cockulator January 12, 2018

Cockulatory Location

Similar to echolocation, except it only works for the blood pulsing through a dick.

I can see your dick throbbling under the table, I'm using cockulatory location.

by ItchyBaboon May 5, 2018

Pockulant

(adj) Not manly enough to accept a mancard.

“He looked like he might get it for a while, there, then we found out he was pockulant. He knows the words to Shania Twain’s songs.”

by PapaDels October 9, 2003