butt cobbler

a creature that comes from the corn fields in the midddle of the night to steal your underwear and cobble your butt.

Justin- I'm going out in the yard!
Cindy- Watch out for the butt cobbler, its late ya know.

by corngobbler August 15, 2011

coochie cobbler

Some good quality poon (vagina)

HAd mary's coochie cobbler yesterday,biiiieaaaatch!

by fun-o-bunz August 13, 2003

Cobbler Bottom

An explosion of the bowels that leaves a dreadful sight in the undergarments, resembling a spoiled cobbler. Has been known to cause vomiting, profane language, and a loss of friends.

A boy at school today didn't make it to the restroom in time, and he got a big serving of cobbler bottom.

by hoss May 21, 2003

magic cobbler

synonym for a drug dealer

"when i'm older, i plan on being a first rate magic cobbler"

by newsfaker July 20, 2009

Peach Cobbler

When a man cream pies while the girl begins to urinate simultaneously. This creates a cloudy-yellow slurry that happens to resemble peach cobbler.

Guy: Hey since your on Birth Control can I give you the a cream pie?
Girl: How about we do something a little more kinky?
Guy: Like the Peach Cobbler?

by R cubed July 18, 2009

Squat Cobbler

It's when a man sits in pie and wiggles his penis around wearing a costume. Occasionally the man starts tearing up, therefore it's known as Crybaby Squad.

One might also stumble upon one of these definitions:
Hoboken Squat Cobbler
Full Moon Moon-Pie
Boston Cream Splat
Simple-Simon-The-Ass-Man
Dutch Apple Ass

(originated by the character of Saul Goodman in a television series "Better Call Saul")

SIMON: Bro, did you hear what Angela caught Patrick doing last night?
ALEX: No, what?
SIMON: He was sitting in a freaking apple pie wiggling his dick in cinnamon while wearing a Power Rangers outfit.
ALEX: Wow, what a squat cobbler, that guy.

by Clarkinator July 28, 2016

Cherry Cobbler

The act of a man releasing his cum on a partner (preferably the face) and then following it with a series of violent acts that leads to the person bleeding, thus combining the white and red to create: the cherry cobbler. The same act could be done by a woman if she is a squirter. Same could be called of the dick if it's been fucking something bloody.

I just fucked this girl who liked it so dirty, I finally got to give her a CHERRY COBBLER!

by Avatar8644 September 14, 2006