Coach-pwn

(n)-To strategically pwn an opposing team in a sporting contest from a coaching position.

"Damn, Joe Torre got coach-pwn3d pitching Wang on only 3 days rest."

"Haha... Waanngg."

by Kyler H October 26, 2007

coach brown

A silk master who is one of the many few amazing top ten pe coaches in Florida he is the silliest Man U will ever meet and when u shake his hand u lust be shook and say sillllllllkkkkkkkyyyyyyy.

I was playing dodgeball in pe and since I dodged the ball coach brown said sillllllllllllkkkkyyyyyyy

by Obomamama April 15, 2020

coach with benefits

When you have the sexiest man alive as your weight loss coach, and some of the exercises he puts you through are extremely aerobic. So to speak.

Girl 1: Wow, how did you lose so much weight so fast???
Girl 2: I have the best coach! <beatific grin>
Girl 1: Oh, a Coach With Benefits, then?

by Not Him Either April 7, 2011

Coach Czaswich

The meanest, most harsh person in the world, who makes kids do hard work and run, when he's in fact a very fat person, who also has a funny mustache.

Did you see that substitute today? Yeah! He's such a Coach Czaswich!

by Rawrr<3 May 1, 2011

Coach Norris

A highschool gym teacher that coaches Freshman Football and JV Baseball.

A Coach Norris is famous for quotes such as, "Freshman Football!", "K O R", "PUNT!", "You are actually retarded", and "Reyes, you running looks like old people having sex"

A Coach Norris will never age because he is Coach Norris

Coach Norris

by W-L<333333 November 29, 2011

Coach Davis

Captain Fucking Obvious.

"Believe it or not fellas, A teenage guy is more likely to get into an accident when he is driving with his buddies than if he is driving alone."

"Thank you Coach Davis..."

by Iheartmywifedestiny March 19, 2012

Coach Matt

The cutest guy would will ever meet, he is so funny, and he loves sitting at the kids table at Red Robin.

That guy was so nice, he reminds me of the coach for the Ashburn Rebels, Coach Matt

by jkrebels6 October 27, 2019