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Idiots spewing bullshit about the coronavirus The virus broke out of a wet market, it was the 5G towers that made it, etc.
Me: Bullshit! It broke out of a lab, but an underground lab where human testing, synthetic drugs or other arcane experiments are done. Plus the virus was sponsored by fatcats or tycoons that want the weak element to be dealt with.
Me: Bullshit! It broke out of a lab, but an underground lab where human testing, synthetic drugs or other arcane experiments are done. Plus the virus was sponsored by fatcats or tycoons that want the weak element to be dealt with.
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