Clobby

A shortened version of the phrase, 'Clinically Obese.'

Dumb American Teenager 1 :'Hey girlfriend, look at that fatty, too clobby for words!'
Dumb American Teenager 2 :'Is clobby contagious?'
Dumb American Teenager 1 :'Duh yeah!'

by Lily ox October 10, 2008

clubbing

A favourite activity of the moronic majority, this involves being shunted like cattle into a converted warehouse... sadly not to be slaughtered, but to wear ridiculous trendy clothes, listen to crap eardrum-shattering music, try to pick up brainless members of the opposite sex, and generally stand around aimlessly in a desperate but pointless attempt to show how cool you are.

Wanna go clubbing tonight?

by Alianne August 30, 2003

Clubbed thumbs

Clubbed thumbs (scientific name brachydactyly type D) is a recessive trait that reduces the length of the top bone of your thumb, resulting in short, fat thumbs. It really sucks because you get made fun of and texting is harder, it's also harder to play a lot of musical instruments and don't even get me started on having to find a bowling ball that doesn't get stuck on your thumb. You can have both or just one clubbed thumb, it also has like a million nicknames, including murderer's thumb, toe thumb, royal thumb, etc.

Person: Eww your thumbs are ugly
Me: Yeah I have clubbed thumbs and it makes it really hard to play the bassoon.

by A Sharp Major July 28, 2018

Chubby Chaser

A person, male or female, straight or gay, who is interested romantically in another person who varies from being slightly over-weight to obese.

Person 1: Jane is really hot. How did John get her?
Person 2: She's a chubby chaser. She thinks his love handles are hot.

by Pammy2 October 24, 2007

Chubby Dice

Supercool, rock & roll. Alternate to "Phat."

Dude. Those kicks are chubby dice!

by DJ Dog January 7, 2009

Clubber's Confusion

A psychological and physiological state in which a person's behavior is characterized by a lack of understanding or awareness of their current situation. Clubber's Confusion occurs when a person has spent long periods in a club, and generally is most visually symptomatic when they begin to leave the club or converse with others. The symptoms are compounded by alcohol and proximity to subwoofers on the dancefloor.

Text message conversation: 1:42 AM
1) Hey boo ughh
2) Lol are you ok?
1) I'm fine.
2) Oh. Ok... I'm kinda confused. Are you drunk? Or is this clubber's confusion?
1) Ya, my friends are fine babe!
2) ... Wtf?

by Mischu22 August 14, 2010

Clumby

When a drunk clumsy person makes an attempt to write the word clumsy

Jimmy: how did you cut your foot?
Connor: idk im clumby
Jimmy:???
Connor: I mean im clumby
Connor:clumby*

Connor: CLUMSY

by Moderately Dead Inside June 30, 2020