clitton

A man given to sexual weakness, such as the seducing of women far younger and less established than himself, as Did President Bill Clinton with Monica Lewinsky. wack daddy

Doe, you nuttin butta wack daddy clitton.

by Rick Wilson September 13, 2003

clottage cheese

it is the white clots that form when a woman has a bad yeast infection. males usually only notice this after they have just had intercouse and discover an itch so bad they are about to scratch the skin off. fellas this is not only a definition but a warning to check it out first for clottage chesse. LoL

ahh man she gave me the itchies again with her clottage chesse.

by who dat January 8, 2005

clotting

during sex, when man (or woman, whichever you prefere) goes down on the woman when she's on her period. he (or she, whichever you prefere) will swallow the woman's blood clots. hence, clotting.

jean: are you sure, charles? i'm on my period. it's pretty messy.
charles: i don't care. i'll do anything for you.
(charles proceeds to go down on jean, when all of a sudden, kim walks into the room)
kim: charles, can i borrow your- oh my god!
(joey enters)
joey: what is it? oh shit!
kim: charles is clotting jean!

by dawntodusk December 22, 2004

Clittease

A man who likes to lead women on with hints that they could possibly have sex with him, even though he has no intention of ever engaging in sexual intercourse with them.

As he unbuttoned his shirt, then turned off his webcam, Kerry said, "Oh you're such a clittease".

by Peaky69 September 11, 2009

button clitting

Repeatedly pressing the elevator button as if doing so will make the elevator come sooner.

Observer: "You seem to think that pressing the elevator button again and again will make the elevator come more quickly. It won't. You're button clitting, and its a total waste of energy."
Button Clitter: "I know, but I can't help it."

by Dandy Dinmot April 26, 2009

ClitTorrent

Porn downloaded from BitTorrent, whether legally or illegally.

Dammit my girlfriend's busy tonight and I'm really fucking horny. I think I'll go get some ClitTorrent.

by RedBlade77 March 9, 2009

Clottalottapussface

A man or womans face after eating a bloody pussey.

I gave the women pleasure as I ate her

pussey, when I turned on the light I had a bright red clottalottapussface.

by Dasickkaman March 13, 2010