Cloak and Dagger Curly

The hidden hair you find inside your glass just as you finish your last drink. You think it's a crack in your glass, but then realize it's on the inside. It's most likely a long lost pube, but even if not, one must assume it is.

Dammit! I just got the cloak and dagger curly. I could almost floss with this thing it's so long.

by Hoobanutta April 5, 2017

Bum Cloak

An unflattering cloak that is not sexy in anyway.

That bum cloak is really ugly.

by Klauski Bunn June 12, 2011

cloak closet

What old farts call a coat closet

I'll be happy to hang your jacket in the cloak closet.

by oeMiD January 5, 2014

Clorky

The most amazing duo on the internet. Loved by all, adored by all.

“Hey did u see Clorky??”
“Wearing their matching drugs and rapping down the hallway?...but of course!”

by Clineybizzle January 6, 2019

cloaking

To drive a car at night with the headlights off, also known as ghosting.

On that stretch of highway running by Carrboro, NC, I was cloaking the other night for a short bit as I approached the underpass.

by birdlaunch7 April 5, 2009

Cloak Time

Sexual foreplay using a Star Wars Jedi cloak. Reserved for only the most devout fans (ie dorks), the male should wear the cloak and only refer to his penis as his "lightsaber." It is prefered that the woman wear a golden biniki and her hair in buns obviously, but this is not required. At some point during the transition from foreplay to intercourse, the female should tell the male, "May the force be with you." For those who are really kinky, ewoks may be involved.

"Babe-beeee, I'm horny"
"Really? You wanna get out of here for some Cloak time?"

by StanLovesStarWars October 3, 2007

red cloak

From the movie 300, is a definition used on very drool-worthy men, the speaker would love to see parading in a red cloak, with just a leather speedo.

"There's a red cloak on that table."

"That guy's worthy of a red cloak."

by Selenia February 22, 2008