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Well-Clive 

To analyse something like pundits do at half time on in sports events.

One can tell someone is well-cliving when what they just said would have sounded just right if said on TV by a bloke on a sofa pre-ceeded by the words "Well Clive, ..."
I asked Dave if he liked his pudding and he started well-cliving - he gave me a full analysis of the chocolate icing. He might as well have started his answer with "well-Clive."
Well-Clive by Waltonator June 20, 2021

Short clive 

The phrase short clive is used to describe how short and strange someone is
Person 1:oh its annoying i am such a short clive
Person2: yes, you are hehehe but dont worry its okay
Person1: oh thank you that is so kind

Sister of Clive 

The definition of a Sister of Clive... an older sibling who is ok, but not a lovely as the younger child.
Hello, I'm the sister of Clive, I'm ok but he's lovely.
Sister of Clive by Joy's Brother December 23, 2020

The Clive Cussler 

When a man wakes up to another man masturbating while jerking off the newly awoken man. Best performed after perfection of multiple-handed shakeweighting.
Walker awoke to Ken, who was vigorously performing the Clive Cussler.

Sweaty Clive 

A slippery neckbeard that's hard to pin down.
Every time I think I know what's going on that Sweaty Clive throws out something random.
Sweaty Clive by HotJohnnie808 March 14, 2019

Dirty Clive 

Dirty Steve
My Step-son is a dirty little prick. He took a shit onto Xmas paper, wrapped it and added a card with my youngest sons’ name on it. Did the proper ‘dirty Clive’ on him.