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1) A period of music ranging from the middle 1700s to the early 1800s. Famous classical composers include Beethoven, Mozart, and Haydn.

2) A bastardization of all "traditional" types of music (orchestral, choral, etc.). Derived from the classical period. Other periods include prehistoric, medieval, renaissance, baroque, romantic, 20th century, and 21st century.

3) The true pinnacle of music in which true musicianship, expressiveness, technique, and skill are essential elements in its performance. To truly listen to classical music one must be able to listen to it on entirely different levels of thinking.
The only classical music that most people have listened to is the ambient, therapeutically-designed background music at Barnes & Noble.
by inbe June 30, 2005
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Chesticals

How do I get my chesticals to stop hitting me in the face when i run???
by Pr_skumfuck January 22, 2008
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Neo-classical

A genre of music consistent of the orchestration and blending together of Rock and Classical Music and the corresponding instruments. Example: Rock Orchestra - Classical string or full orchestra accompanied by rock, jazz, or country; band or solo instruments. (String orchestra with drum set, electric guitar and electric base)
Music from movies such as James Bond Movies, Mission: Impossible, or other soundtracks from video games, tv shows, or movies belong to the music genre neo-classical.
by Wesley Matlock October 6, 2003
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Classical Biscuit

1) A ridiculously good goal.

2) Anything in off the bar.

3) That volley by Tony Yeboah.
"He's a fat bastard but that was a classical biscuit"
by Toby Conglomorate June 14, 2008
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Classical

A musical period that lasted from around 1730 to 1820. Leading composers included Mozart, Haydn, and Beethoven. It is characterised by complex melodies, large orchestral pieces, and many different forms of compositon like the sonata. Classical music often requires 'Active Listening' to feel the full effect of the music, as opposed to the 'Passive Listening' many are used to when listening to modern music. Classical music also rarely has a lyrical part, and can be written for any number of instruments, from one to over one hundred.
Beethoven's fifth is one of the most widely known Classical pieces, with the opening melody having been compared to 'Fate, knocking on the door.'
by Shibaderp September 3, 2013
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Classical Saxophone

The saxophone was invented much later than other traditional orchestral instruments which is why it's rarely used in a classical setting.
Dear God he's so attractive. But he plays the CLASSICAL SAXOPHONE.

There is only one classical saxophone gig and some guy in France already has it.
by jazzman1994 May 12, 2020
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claticle

Fixing the incorrect position of one's testicles, by the means of using trouser pockets, with the intention of nobody realising that what you're doing is inappropriate in a formal situation.
Thought to self: *One of my balls is in the leg of my pants, I should probably claticle*

Boss: "Grab the file over there"

You: *silenence* "Yes of course, there's no reason for me not to walk, it's not like my scrotum is in an uncomfortable position"
by NinjaSorter October 6, 2012
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