Kelvin Clam Chowder

The act of vomiting into a vagina and proceeding to eat the vomit out of said vagina.

Kelvin was going down on some skank he hooked up with at bar time , when he suddenly felt ill and vomited. In order to continue having sexual relations with this skank he acted as if nothing had happened and ate the vomit out of her vagina while simultaneously creating the recipe for Kelvin Clam Chowder.

by Master Bradford June 22, 2016

Kentucky Clam Chowder

When one has a ostomy and said ostomy breaks and empties into your belly button.

Dave woke from his sleep, to his surprise he had a belly button full of Kentucky clam chowder.

by George Malone July 9, 2022

Clam chowder face

An unsymmetrical droopy face. Only achieved by consuming copious amounts of alcohol.

Gabby has such a clam chowder face when she’s wasted.

by Henry the reet November 6, 2020

Clam Chowder

When a woman sits on someone’s face and squirts in their mouth

Would you like some clam chowder tonight?

by Ashleytherrian August 21, 2019

Chespeake bay clam chowder

A woman has diarrhea on a man, puts the white part up his ass, and does a white poop on her chest.

My cousin gave me an Chespeake bay clam chowder.

by Thegamerblocky June 4, 2023

The Clam Chowder

The Clam Chowder is when a person with a penis ejaculates into their bellybutton and their partner then proceeds to slurp it out of their bellybutton like soup.

“Cory said that Bentley performed The Clam chowder on him. I bet he is full now.”

by DoIMakeYouRandy? March 17, 2024

clams chowder

Multiple portions of clam chowder.

Johnny sat down with his clams chowder, and proceeded to inhale both of them in mere minutes.

by Wordsmith McD February 17, 2021