Cinema Crab

Not to be confused with Aisle Salmon. Cinema Crab is the act of shuffling sideways through a seated row of movie goers, usually 10 minutes after the movie has started. Easily spotted by their flushed faces and hands full of popcorn.

The queue for popcorn was ridiculous, we had to cinema crab our way to our seats !

by On_nO May 14, 2010

cinemist

Someone who has a dislike for every theater that isn’t the one they typically go to. Possibly even other theaters of the same name.

buddy: Dude, why can’t we go to amc?

cinemist: I’ve gone to MJR since I came out of the womb, so of course I think this place looks foreign.

by hentaihero69 December 31, 2018

Cinema Gel

The mysterious alchemical concoction on the floor of a movie theater that acts at once as an attendance deterrent, euthanizing poison and human fly trap.

Remember the chick who glued her own hair to her scalp with Gorilla Glue? I read the other day that Gorilla Glue is just recycled cinema gel.

by MythiasRedmoon May 7, 2021

cinex

Cinex, also known as "Cenex," is a popular hybrid marijuana strain. Cinex offers a mixture of flavors ranging from sweet citrus to earthy skunk. The effects are clear-headed and uplifting, perfect for building a positive mindset and stimulating creative energy. Consumers enjoy Cinex for its ability to improve mood and is a popular choice for first-time growers.

hey man got any cinex

by leafykeezy August 27, 2021

cinema nouveau

the bowfinger way of shooting a movie, typically for actors who are unwilling to take the job (i.e. Kit Ramsey)

dude - so is he going to do the movie?

director - yea, but he is so professional he don’t wanna see the cams

dude - what type of professional is that?

director - it’s cinema nouveau my amigo, we’re living in a new age

by pranayama999 July 7, 2021

Super Sorry Cinema

Any second run movie theater. The term is a take-off on Super Saver Cinema, a chain of theaters that feature last months flicks. Prices are rock bottom - $2 or less. Big fun for hard times.

Can we see Spiderman 4, mama?

That's at the $10 theater. We're at the super sorry cinema baby.

by Bruthzoo October 10, 2009

cinephobia

The fear of movies and the cinema. Sufferers of the phobia report being particularly afraid of the pictures moving "too fast" as the reel spins. The gum on the floor and chairs may also be a contributing factor, horrifying the victim.

Person 1: want to see Dreamcatcher?
Person 2: No, and not just because it's Dreamcatcher...I have cinephobia.

by David Hsieh September 8, 2007