Chub

-proper N. A man with a chub.

-N. A penis whose girth is twice the number of centimenters than it's length.
--See also, "patty"

-V. To abscond with, often for the purpose of feeding one's fat ass.

Sue: So, betty, was donald any good?
Betty: No, he was a chub tub.
Sue: What's that?
Betty: It's when the cock looks like a half black, half asian. To make it worse, he chubbed my panties and half of my fridge

by Dill Dough February 16, 2004

Chub

Slang for a pouch of chewing tobacco that one would insert into the lower lip. Coined by Kenny Semelsberger and Adam cox of Strongsville, Ohio.

Dude, I really want to throw in a chub right now.

Andrew: Wanna chub?

Kenny: No, that stuff is bad for you.

by Kenny Semelsberger November 10, 2009

chub it

When you eat your own poop and take a picture of it.

after the giant dump i took, i chubbed it for myspace.

by gay-house August 16, 2005

chub

a roll of fat that older children have, baby fat that was never burned off.

look at all the chub on those tikes- they still look like babies!

by Charlie Hardfort December 19, 2007

chubs

Derisive term for Chicago National League Ballclub, Inc.

Let's go to the Chubs game tonight and scope out the hot ass at Wrigley.

by Mike Wilkins January 27, 2004

chubs

curtis' favorite play toy

roxanne has chubs.

by el deezy April 15, 2003

chub

Metric measurement for one cubic centimeter of poo. Also see Chubba.

The big brown egg that I laid came in at around 25 chubs.

by Bryce Craftmaster March 08, 2003