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Chromebook

a super shitty peice of school technology.
"hey did you get that computer?" "it runs like a fucking chromebook."
by astinkywinky June 2, 2023
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chromebook

an overpriced piece of tech that can do nothing
my chromebook is so shit that i cannot play any game on here
by iamnonexistent March 10, 2024
mugGet the chromebookmug.

Chromebook Kid

A kid who is physically glued to their chromebook and most likely chronically online. They are also usually lunch runners, and also extremely cringe.

Sometimes they will walk up to you and try and shake your hand saying “salutations! can i steal your soul??”

additionally, if the teacher asks the chromebook kid to close their chromebook they will do one of two things: rage out like a cocomelon kid deprived of their ipad, or have a full blown mental breakdown.
Person A: Have you seen that one guy?
Person B: Oh you mean the chromebook kid?
Person A: Yeah……
by skibussy toolet October 1, 2024
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Don´t forget to charge ur chromebook

when you shove your pp into the charging hole of ur chromebook, making cum squirt all in it and on the volume button. this can also make phub open and give you a fun time.

Example: I had the best Don´t forget to charge ur chromebook last night. The cum was everywhere.
Example: I fucked ur mom...dont ask her shes still open cheeked on the bed. Don´t forget to charge ur chromebook
by Shawnmasterb8s+davidejacul8s November 17, 2022
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Chromebook Rat

Someone that is always on their school provided Chromebook, even at home, playing games on it. Pretty much a Chromebook addict.
Person 1: "Bro John's the biggest Chromebook rat ever, he's always playing games in class."
Person 2: "I know, somebody gotta take it.
by Luccafish May 21, 2023
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Chromebook

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by NateOnSchoolChromebook May 30, 2023
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Chromebook

A watered down laptop that is used mainly in schools to keep kids off games and shit when they're supposed to be doing work.
Student 1: My school gave me a MacBook.
Student 2: My school gave me a stupid Chromebook.
Student 1: What the fuck is a Chromebook?
Student 2: It's a retard's laptop for when your school doesn't want you to be playing games and other shit.
Student 1: oh.
by Stupid_Face123 July 15, 2022
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