The type of computer your school gives you . Laggy, a lil buggy, and tons of restrictions, this computer will be blocking YouTube and unblocked game websites so much your gonna be on page 15 if google trying to find a working game.
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Get the Chromebook mug.A kid who is physically glued to their chromebook and most likely chronically online. They are also usually lunch runners, and also extremely cringe.
Sometimes they will walk up to you and try and shake your hand saying “salutations! can i steal your soul??”
additionally, if the teacher asks the chromebook kid to close their chromebook they will do one of two things: rage out like a cocomelon kid deprived of their ipad, or have a full blown mental breakdown.
Sometimes they will walk up to you and try and shake your hand saying “salutations! can i steal your soul??”
additionally, if the teacher asks the chromebook kid to close their chromebook they will do one of two things: rage out like a cocomelon kid deprived of their ipad, or have a full blown mental breakdown.
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Get the Chromebooks mug.One of the most beautiful pieces of technology ever crafted. This thing will make your limp dick go erect, and steal your heart in the process. Then it'll drag your heart through the mud and leave you for the wolves to fester on your bishop. What the chromebook will do is lead you on for a whole year and then stab you in the heart. The chromebook is not to be trusted. But it will make you happy. Yet, the happiness will leave you about as fast as it entered your life. Chromebook.
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Get the chromebook mug.chromebook. an outdated pile of tech that's mostly used for school who have a shit budget, not to mention, they come with school spyware and ristrictions. comes with horrible keyboard and no caps or num lock, super slow, crappy system specs, and very limited support. and for a price of 500$, id rather get the worst windows laptop than that! (wrote this on a chromebook btw and the spacebar is trash thats not even pressible)
oh no, oh no!!! we have to grab a chromebook, this is just great...
Teacher: okay class time to grab out a chromebook and do your assignment!
me: omfg, not the chromebooks, they run like shit, do you agree
friend: fr dude, i agree, but let the suffering begin... we have no option!
me: wdym?
friend: we cannot bring our own laptops...
Me: FUCK SAKE!!!
Teacher: okay class time to grab out a chromebook and do your assignment!
me: omfg, not the chromebooks, they run like shit, do you agree
friend: fr dude, i agree, but let the suffering begin... we have no option!
me: wdym?
friend: we cannot bring our own laptops...
Me: FUCK SAKE!!!
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