Chotch Clocking

Beating, hurting, or bothering someone who resembles chotch-like qualities. Similar to "fag bashing' but with chotch bags.

"Dude, I saw a real chotchbag sitting inside of starbucks."

"Awesome! Let's go out chotch clocking and clock his ass!"

"And How!"

by monstercock was taken June 9, 2009

chotch in the crotch

When someone is being a total "pain in the ass" and won't leave you alone.

Fuck off! You're being a total chotch in the crotch.

by CoolKidCasey March 16, 2017

chotch rocket

the absolute worst type of chotch there is.

Al: Hey let me borrow a dollar yea.

Bob: Uh...no.

Al: Dude your a chotch rocket.

by Don L January 25, 2008

chotch gauntlet

A location (like a bar, or a party) where there is a very high concentration of chotches (meat-headish men with 3 main things on their mind.... girls, football, and trucks)

This place is a chotch gauntlet, lets get the hell out of here!!!

by Muzikian December 12, 2008

Chotch Monkey

Someone who keeps the nations bird in captivity

You're a bird keeper Chotch Monkey

by Meghan Da bomb March 3, 2015

Chotch Muffin

A girls private region(Vagina) which is is unfortunately filled with muffin like substance rather than what would normally be expected.

"Dude did you get in her Chotch Muffin?"

"Nah man too much Poppy seed"

by Buttweed of Triktaktilik November 16, 2009

Chotch-maverick

A guy who exemplifies all characteristics of chotch. Additionally, tries to assist others in becoming a chotch of his liking. Thus, he is a maverick of chotch-hood. An absolute shoeless man in every social situation.

Wow TJ was such a chotch-maverick last night when he stayed in and watched the time machine movie.

by Ross G October 26, 2008