chippered up

the act of becoming chipper, cheerful or lively due to a sudden change of circumstances...

instant mood lifter
to become more high-spirited

I was down all day but when I saw my mom calling my phone, I chippered up and answered it with a smile.

I was so stressed at work, but when I saw my crush walk past, I chippered up and said hello to him with a smile.

by wordsmith killer December 12, 2013

tooth chipper

my dick, or any penis, also could refer to a blow job by an amatuer. always in reference to oral sex. bad oral sex

she gave me a tooth chipper and i have a cut on my dick

by john the paptist September 15, 2011

chipper jones

overrated baseball player. still good, but not as good as people say he is.

no example for now or ever

by Adrian December 13, 2004

drop a log in the chipper

The act of shitting into a sink, then "flushing" by running the garbage disposal. Performed as a last resort, only when all other toilets are in use. Frequently involves beer shits the morning after.

"Mike had to drop a log in the chipper because his girlfriend and her roommate were using the bathrooms."

by K-Don-yo October 14, 2006

Wood Chipper Worthies

A genre designed to adaquately catagorize those people who have so royally destroyed their public reputation that they are worth being fed into a wood chipper. In this manner all their "friends" which they have insulted or offended beyond repair can be satisfied by their slow and agonizing demise. A Wood Chipper Worthy is any person who deserves to die by slowly being processed into mulch.

Some Wood Chipper Worthies might include: Ex-boyfriends, ex-girlfriends, psychotic and demented friends and family, and other random people you don't like.

by The Wood Chipper May 06, 2009

canadian wood chipper

When you're trying to do a Canadian log jam and you have diarrhea.

I was trying to give the old lady Canadian log jam. Unfortunately I had diarrhea and she got sprayed with the Canadian wood chipper

by D Haz March 19, 2017

Chippered

The act of being struck in the head by a metal pipe, usually in a freak accident.

Person one: Did you hear what happened to Aaron?

Person two: No what happened?
Person one: He totally got chippered when he was trying to lounge in a hammock

Did you hear about Salvador, he got stitches after he was chippered on Love is Blind Episode 6!

by Irreverent Reverend February 17, 2022