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Angry Chair

"Angry chair" is actually a fairly old term used to describe dwelling in negative emotions.
When someone is brooding they're "sitting in an angry chair".
by BiXbY Grendel March 6, 2009
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Chiara

She’s the most beautiful, kind, sexy, hot, popular, funny, smart, elegant and amazing girl in all the universe! Every boy wants to stay with her. NO ONE IS BETTER THEN A CHIARA
Person 1: Dude! Did you see that goodness?
Person 2: She must be a Chiara! I want to be his boyfrienddddd😱
by Kiaby February 6, 2018
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chairobics

a type of aerobic excercise done by people while sitting in a chair
guy 1: what the hell are those hot old ladies doing on tv?
guy 2: dude they are staying in shape by doing chairobics
by hellathatguy October 7, 2007
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Chair Rave

Chair Rave, is where, if you're listening to music whilst on the computer, and you're sitting down, you cant help but have a rave to the music.
Similar to a Chair Boogey :)
... but better!
person1: did you see person3 chair raving to Pendulum last night?

person2: Yeah, what a strange person he is.

person1: I know, he should really learn how to rave properly, not Chair Rave.
by lil__Raver__ May 1, 2009
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"chara"ed

Referring to the Boston Bruins player, Zdeno Chara.

1) Number 33, he is the largest player ever to play in the NHL, and holds the NHL record for fastest shot.

2) He is a big, hingy monster, who eats anything in his path.

3) A good old Nung-Diddy Bungbung.

The word "chara"ed (adjective or verb):

1) When someone is completely demolished and looks like they just were ran over, or more likely, snacked upon, by a tyrannosaurus rex.

2) When a player is hit so hard, they die on impact.

3) When anything is completely flattened, as if it were sat on by a snorlax.

4) Appearing to have been eaten by Zdeno, the hingiest of hingy.

5) Pooping the bed because when you woke up in the middle of the night, Chara was sitting at your bed yelling "HINGY!!!!"

6) When something stupid happens that Chara would do.

7) When you are so scared, you die, or fake dead, as to avoid being "chara"ed. Inadvertantly, you are eaten, because Chara eats everything, dead or alive.

8) Something that will happen during Zdeno Chara's shifts. They can last anywhere from 5 seconds to a minute and a half, depending on how hingy he is. If he is very hingy, chances are he will only have one shift, the first one, and it will last 5 seconds. He will most likely be ejected from the game because he mistook the referee for a Zebra and got very, very hingy.

(PS, Hingy = Hungry)
A)
Bob: Chara, din din . . .
(5 minutes later)
1/2 of Bob thats left: Not me Chara, the pony! THE PONY!!!!

B)
Leslie: Did you see that hit? That guy went flying!!
Bernice: I know Lez, he got "chara"ed.

C)
Coach: Chara, kill.
Chara: Coach, I'm so hingy!!!! I want to eat that little Stamkos, he looks so tosty.
(After first shift, 45 seconds later. . .)
Savard: Thanks a lot coach, you let him out there, and now the league's main scorer is "chara"ed. We can't afford anymore lawsuits.

D) (Example 6)
Chara: Did you see that coach? I scored! I scored!! That's the like the third time today!
Coach: Zdeno, that was our goal; you scored on our net.
Chara: That was a goal in practice coach, don't lie to me. Chara know goal when Chara see goal.
(Goalie skates over, with a hole in his stomach)
Thomas: Coach, I got "chara"ed. I can't play. Put in Rask.
Chara: Chara like Rask.

E)
Becky: Johnny, did you see that cat? It got hit by that garbage truck!! Let's see if we can help, C'MON!!!!!!
Johnny: It's no use Becky, it got "chara"ed.
by zfreedman92 February 27, 2011
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froggy chair

A term to generally mean or describe something as good.
Nice, That’s very froggy chair of you
by peepie3 March 16, 2020
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Chair Squeak

That's when a chair makes a noise while getting ready to sit on the chair, leaning back on the chair or getting off of the chair. Some chairs such as the recliner squeaks, caused by the springs and reclining mechanism. Rocking chairs make the squeaking sound while the chair is rocking back and forth. Some chairs that are leather and vinyl, the squeaks that they make sounds very simular to the fart sound. Farting while sitting on the chair at the same is why the person blames it on the chair when someone farts while sitting on the chair and says, My Chair Squeaked. An excuss for farting while sitting on or in the chair.
I wish my chair would stop squeaking, its annoying. My friend farted while he was sitting on the chair at the same time and he says; Oh my chair squeaked.
by JayEssBee85 December 15, 2013
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