Chewing the Towel

"Chewing the Towel" refers to the act of performing oral sex on a girl who is currently on her period. "Towel" is slang for the feminine hygiene product girls use whilst menstruating.

"Dude, my girl and I want to hook up, but she's on her period. Guess I'm chewing the towel tonight."

by Baron06 April 19, 2010

Chexting

Texting while attending or being within a church.

He was chexting me this morning while he was at mass; apparently the homily was really good

"The girl next to me in my pew is falling asleep, I'm chexting to stay awake!"

by aballer91 March 18, 2010

Chewing the carpet

To lose emotional control.

Trump's really chewing the carpet again, isn't he...

by Chad Terbocks August 28, 2018

chewing gum pop

Related to Bubblegum Pop. Cheezy chart music bestowed with a sense of kudos by the media, fans and other bands because of it's 'harder' or more authentic sound.

Avril Lavigne is pure chewing gum pop!

by JB October 24, 2004

chewing rag

When your underpants decide that its too cold outside and retreat to a place thats warmer - your arse crack.

Jesus, these pants must have shrunk in the wash or something, i'm chewing rag a treat!

by MJ October 26, 2003

Chewing the rug

Chewing the rug is a different statement of a man licking out a women

Last night I had a great time chewing the rug

Last night I had a great time licking her out

by KB da mad1 July 25, 2016

Chewing gum for the eyes

Tv programme or film easy to understand, easy to follow and enjoyable but easily forgotten, like a chewing gum which taste is nice but gets discarted afterwards.

That soap opera is chewing gum for the eyes.

by KYX November 18, 2016