Chewing the clown's cap

Getting less than you bargained for.

The date with the good-looking blonde was a disaster. She turned out to be crazy and Bob realized he'd been chewing the clown's cap.

by Chris Secrest July 7, 2008

Chewing like stupid

when you chew with you mouth , & it makes that annoying sound "munch , munch"

That person in the third row is chewing like stupid

by yourbitchbitch March 13, 2011

chewing sack

The act of placing ones balls into anothers mouth and chewing it like bubble gum.

I love chewing sack its my favorite type of bubble gum.

by Rbomb04 April 2, 2015

Chewing penis

Having a bad day

"My day was going fine until my boss Aaron fliped out, after that I was chewing penis all afternoon" He is such a jerk!

by Michael Costello January 13, 2009

Chewing

Masturbating

she was so chewing last night

by Luchieeee December 9, 2008

chewing eminems

When you see someone driving in their car and singing along to an eminem song. You can't hear their words, but you know it's an eminem song because it's so loud.

homeboy 1 - "Look at that girl in the car next to us! She's chewing eminems!"

homeboy 2 - "i love his new song"

by Hood Hempster March 16, 2011

Keep Chewing

noun, adjective, verb; pronounced key-p choo-een.

Any question and/or answer can be responded to with this phrase but mostly it is a response to blatantly incorrect verbal assumptions, a sufficient avenue to tell someone that you don't respect their opinion or a suggestion to perhaps continuing doing what you are doing despite it's inconsequential nature.

It is a fine excuse for just about anything.

Example #1
Gary - "but I don't like frozen candy bars and I certainly don't even like unfrozen Mixed Nut Snickers."
Bob - "Keep chewing"

Example #2
Rogelio - "The sale of my house fell through and now all that shit you helped me put into the moving trucks is in limbo. What am I going to do?"
Jim - "Keep chewing..."

Example #3
Jeremy - "Did you get me Taco Bell breakfast yet?"
Scott - "Keep chewing."

Example #4
Wife - "You kept chewing last night."
Husband - "Yeah, I was hammered."

by Sheimberg February 27, 2016