Chevrolet Employee Depression

Getting depressed from those Chevrolet ads when the dialogue says “what we pay is what you pay”, meaning that those Chevrolet employees do not get an employee discount

“I got Chevrolet Employee Depression today.” - Chevrolet Employee

“Same” - Another Chevy employee

by Official [Wice] Creator January 9, 2019

Chevrolet

Cheap
Heavy
Equipment

Very

Rusty

Overly

Loved

Eventually

Towed

Chevrolet<dog shit

by A_monkey_named_oliver August 5, 2021

Kool Chevrolet

A car dealership where they only thing worse than their deals, are their salesmen. All of them are some noodlehead lookin asses who try and sell you Amish buggies. All the cars's carpets match the drapes, just like the dealers. I got worked over by their deals, so badly, that I thought I was at ram ranch. If you're looking for a car, the main dealership is located in Centreville, MI. The only thing I've heard to come out of that town, are perverted math teachers.

At Kool Chevrolet, one of the salesmen tried to touch my ween.

by Madi_loves_fire_crotch March 31, 2019

Chevrolegs

A)What you need when your peice of shit Chevy breaks down and you have to walk to get a tow truck.
B)Something you dont have when you own a Ford.

A)Man......I have to use my Chevrolegs, again, I can't belive it! The damn Chevy broke down again and I have to find a tow truck.
B)Look at that looser....He is using his Chevrolegs, He must be broke down. I'm glad I'm in a Ford......I dont need Chevrolegs.

by GM HATERS OF THE U.S.A April 4, 2009

[Chevrolet] [Blazer]

Cool Suv produce till 2004
Came with a 4.3 Vortec and was and 4x4 versions were Offroading beasts
1st gens were square shaped and had about 160hp
2nd gens are more stylish and come with a 4.3lt vortec v6 which produced 190hp and a whopping 250 ft lbs torque at only 2800 rpms so it's quick as hell in first gear

2wd blazers are a little quicker and have more west coast style

Blazers came with body on frame construction like most trucks and was proven to be durable

gets about 22mpg hi-way, 16-19mpg city, not bad for a peppy v6

a powerful suv

both will leave a 4cly rice burner in the dust, trust me

People call it a gay car until they see the towing power and decent mpg, and when it pulls like a bat outta hell off the line and leaves there v6 stang in the dust

"Holy crap that's a nice Chevrolet Blazer it has west coast style."

"Damn my civic was no match for that Chevrolet Blazer cause it was quick as monkey balls off the line."

"I tried to beat this teenager in his Chevrolet Blazer but my ram 1500 lost traction and lost."

"Come on kids pile in the Chevrolet Blazer"

by Blazer14290 December 5, 2011

chevrolet camaro 2014

Chevrolet Camaro 2014 camaro 2014 Model: combined fuel consumption (L/100 km) city / highway / combined: 18.9 / 10.2 13.1 9.7 / 14.1 to 20.9; Combined CO2 emissions (g / km): 329-304 (Regulation EC Regulation 715/2007 in accordance), Energy Efficiency Class: G. Chevrolet 2014

Chevrolet camaro 2014 MyLink technology is fitted as standard on all Camaro models. This high-tech infotainment system, Bluetooth and even online via streaming audio via USB or smart phone allows you to play multimedia content.

by Chevy_2014 August 17, 2014

chevrolady

owner of a Chevrolet vehicle.

Chevrolady be hatin, cause their car sucked in the 60's.

by wem390 June 14, 2018