chernobyl chode

A chode that looks like it’s survived a nuclear accident.

My boyfriend has a Chernobyl chode, when we have sex he has to put a radioactive suit on his penis instead of a condom.

by Pipes on my poop December 4, 2020

Chernobyl Booty

When your stomach hurts terribly whilst you need to take a shit, specifically while going to a public function where you cannot safely excrete the fat trucker shit boiling in your vat of dookie acid.

"Goddamnit, I have Chernobyl Booty." says James. "Why don't you just drop a log?" says Harry. "I can't I'm going to work."

by PLEB1 November 6, 2021

Chernobyl experiment

Using dad's seat

Look out for out for the girl with the Chernobyl experiment she's got a clinker

by Cnote the crow November 16, 2021

Chernobyl Soup

A common name for cows milk in the late 80's on account of the fact that when the reactor 4 blew it's lid in 1986 and spewed all sorts of really nasty shite into the atmosphere, the prevailing weather at the time was unusually and unfortunately coming from the east and thus carried tons of highly toxic radiation 1500 miles west to the UK whereupon it pissed down onto our fields, the cows ate it, turned it into milk and then we poured it in out tea,

Customer: I've forgot my glasses mate, what's the Best Before date on this pint of Chernobyl Soup?
Grocer: 26th April 21986 mate. After that it starts to lose a bit of it's glow.

by Stengo Malengo August 26, 2021

Chernobyl Grey

A symptom, brought about by malnutrition and general unhealthiness, which leads to a skin pigmentation not distinct to the colour of the landscape after a nuclear disaster.

Due to the student's inability to look after himself, after 3 years his skin had turned Chernobyl grey

by rower11 September 1, 2017

Chernobyl bean

When someone does a very bad smelling fart -radioactive beans specifically- this fart could knock out a whole crowd

Guy 1:Ewwww it stinks
Guy 2:sorry I farted

Guy 1:Chernobyl bean ass

by Squiggleclick. March 16, 2023

Chernobyl

A city in Ukraine often used for the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Station in Pripyat, Ukraine. Chernobyl is often used when talking about the explosion of reactor No. 4 of the Chornobyl Nuclear Power Station.

The Chernobyl explosion was devastating for the town of Pripyat.

by Joe cucface March 28, 2023