Chelsea Handler

The least funny person on planet Earth who should die.

Sally: Ugh. Tammy's making those stupid jokes again that aren't even funny. She's acting like Chelsea Handler.

by ieatmarshmallows December 19, 2010

Chelski

An english subsidary of a russian mafia syndicate

If we don't win the title we will steal it.

by Olives August 22, 2003

Chelshit

A small club from London with deluded fans.

Do you see him? He's a Chelshit fan🤣🤣

by Ndjdhdbbs March 21, 2022

Chelsey

Chelsey is the most amazing person anyone can ever meet. If you have her as a friend, your life will be amazing. She has the most amazing eyes, beautiful hair, cutest smile, and most outgoing personality. If you have her as a girlfriend, you need to hold on to her and make her really happy. She will make you the happiest person on the planet. She makes you smile when you don't want to, she makes you laugh when you cry, and she makes your day more than once. To have her as a friend/girlfriend is a blessing. Keep her happy, and keep her close. To lose her would be the worst thing possible.

Chelsey: I lovers you:)

by amandavanelst December 3, 2011

Chelbo

A mischievous roommate that loves to break e smokes and fuck up everything in your life while you aren't looking.

Also, can be used as a verb, noun, pronoun or any other word for any situation.

Chelbo drank all the good beer bro.

Man, you really chelbo'd that one up dude.

by El capitan de chelbo July 6, 2016

Chelsey

a person of great intelligence. they are sweet and kind to all, and all love them for they are tollerant of all peoples, races, religions... more often than not they are a most beautiful individual. they have friends world wide who would do anything for them and they in return for their friends. they are worldly and unique in every single aspect of life. all envy and aspire to be like them. they are in a since perfect.

"look at that girl, shes beautiful, smart, and nice, shes like no other. shes PERFECT, shes so chelsey!!!"

by chelsey fanchier December 15, 2008

Chelios

To honor the great Chris Chelios we designed a shot.

1/2 oz UV Cherry (red for the Red Wings)
1/2 oz Jack Daniel's (cause he is old)

-Drop it into a small glass of Red Bull (it gives you wings, like the BlackHawks and Red Wings)

We should take a Chelios.
Those Chelioses really fucked me up.
That Chelios was delicious, even though it might taste similar to cough syrup.

by floffy9 February 20, 2010