Cheeto Humping Fuck Nugget

Someone who will follow ex-president Cheeto to the ends of the earth; came to fruition via TikTok star @mimi_rocks_this_1

See that guy still wearing his MAGA hat?

Yup. He’s a Cheeto humping fuck nugget.

by KEIGHTY10DIX November 15, 2020

Zesty Cheeto Burrito

It's when you are eating cheetos and you get all of the fake cheese substance on your fingers. Then you start to jerk it with your cheesy fingers. Once you sploog everywhere, you rub those cheesy fingers in the puddle of cum then you proceed to suck the cheesy cum off of your fingers.

I just did the zesty cheeto burrito last night and my hands still smell like cum and fake cheese

by Dwhitts1683 March 21, 2017

Spicy Cheeto poop

When you eat hot Cheetos and it inflamitates your butthole while you mudd butt. Its like a volcano exploding out of your anus.

"I just ate a whole bag of cheddar jalapeno cheetos and i took a spicy cheeto poop"
"woah that happened to me this morning! it feels so good and it gives me an orgasm"

by threechinksinapod January 21, 2018

Cheetos

Orange crunchy snack that can be cheesy, very cheesy, dangerously cheesy, or spicy. Also many shapes and sizes. There are even non-crunchy ones.

I honestly like the wheel-shaped Cheetos best. I mean, that's just one guy's opinion, though.

by Rodney Basil October 7, 2003

street cheetah

Of darker race who lives in the hood

Aye bro look at that street cheetah over their!!!

by Savagemode2121 November 29, 2016

Snow Cheetah

A mystical creature known to reside primarily in the mountainous region surrounding Telluride, Colorado. While there have been no confirmed sightings, witnesses have testified to encountering the Snow Cheetah's trademark massive pawprints, which have been known to be as wide as your neighborhood punchbuggy. These massive paws are the rumored source of the Snow Cheetah's speed on snow. Studies indicate that, like those furry fucking rabbits, these paws have evolved and increased their furriness to complement is massively furry physique, allowing it to bound effortlessly through fresh powder. It is believed to be the most powerful creature on the planet; nothing has ever survived an encounter with a snow cheetah. The combination of its amazing strength and speed has given the Snow Cheetah a reputation for wiping out small villages and decimating civilian populations. Research indicates there may be a connection between the Snow Cheetah and such events as the extinction of the dinosaurs, Krakatoa, Hiroshima, Nagasaki, Hurricane Katrina, Chernobyl, 9/11, and AIDS. While their numbers are uncertain, it is believed that fewer than five may exist. Speculations persist that only one Snow Cheetah may be born per century due to the immense food intake required to fuel its voracious appetite. They produce asexually because their genes are perfect and no further evolution is needed.

-Yo bra, I'm gonna head up to Telluride to shred some sweet powder.

-Watch out for those fucking Snow Cheetahs.

by MRob Enterprises December 25, 2009

Cheetah girl stupid

Feeling extremely embarrassed, stupid, or in shame during or after viewing the Cheetah Girls 3 movie. Can also be used in any other context when feeling extreme embarrassment, stupidity, or shame.

Jay felt Cheetah girl stupid after he saw his best friend and mom doing the Stanky Leg in the school parking lot.

by LCortez13 May 11, 2009