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Judge Cheeto

The annoying fat heffer of an office secretary that somehow always knows when someone has brought in food. You don't tell her about it, but when you open the box of donuts, there she is grubbing on them. Usually has stashes of assorted snacks such as Cheetos and Ring Dings in her desk drawers and cabinets.
Ralph: "Hey Brian, Kim brought in some bagels...come get one."

Brian: "Okay cool, I'll make sure I grab one before Judge Cheeto gets her paws on them."

Ralph: "Good idea...that bitch is ruthless when it comes to food."

Judge Cheeto: "I...smell.....BAGELS!"

Brian/Ralph: "Jesus Christ! It's on the loose! RUNNNNN!!!!!"
by Potato Sack June 12, 2009
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serial cheater

A person who cheats repeatedly using the same method or cheats more than once whether it be cheating in a game, on a lover, etc.
There he goes again trying to catch a girl. His girlfriend doesnt even know he is a serial cheater.
by chsbwoods August 21, 2010
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Cheeto Dick

When you masturbate and eat cheetos and end up with an orange dick.
Chester Cheetah got a scorching case of Cheeto dick during lunch.
by Duke January 22, 2003
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cheeto nigga tomato blowjob

when an african of male descent covers his penis in cheeto dust, and proceeds to get a "blowjob" from a tomato.
i just got the greatest cheeto nigga tomato blowjob in my life
by anon98789 April 25, 2019
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Chee hoo

The Samoan fa'aumu. Samoan in origin.

People use it when they are happy, when they are mad, during customs and rituals, as a challenge to fight, dances, and for many other uses. It is good to use it when you are with family and friends, during the custom of giving the sua (fa'aaloalo), and other harmless times and places.
It's not good to use it when there are other Samoans around, particularly strangers, because it will be like a challenge. Especially if people are drinking. It is one of the fastest ways to get yourself in the hospital or worse: the morgue. If you don't believe me, try walking into a housing project where a lot of Samoans live and yell it. Worse yet, try going to a village in Samoa and do that, you won't get out alive because what you are announcing is that you are the baddest toa (warrior) and you call out everybody and anybody, and that you don't care about the village laws and chiefs. It's a macho thing. Hope that sheds some light on the word choo hoo.
*you walk into a Samoan village*
You: CHEE HOO!
*all the men and women come out and beat ur face*
and while you are on the ground, a Samoan child kicks you in the ribs
by manu samoa December 15, 2012
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cheatza

Pizza with cheese stuffed inside the crust.

Conan O'Brien accidentally coined this term on the July 17, 2009 Tonight Show, when he flubbed the reading of the first joke in his monologue. He was supposed to say the moon landing is considered by some to be mankind's greatest achievement -- unless, of course, you count the time we put the cheese inside the pizza crust. Instead, the words came out as: "unless you count the time we put the cheatza."
"It's the 40th anniversary of the moon landing, considered by some to be mankind's greatest achievement -- unless, of course, you count the time we put the cheatza."
by Derma Tologist July 20, 2009
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cheater, cheater, compulsive eater

it's a phrase on one of Friends series that Ross said to Monica
-Cheater, cheater, compulsive eater.
(everybody: "What????????")
by drout October 8, 2011
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