Cheeseburger

An arbitrary sexual activity, usually performed by a student to a teacher or professor for brownie points.

Jean: Hey Abdullah, did you hear about how Ashleigh got an A in her math class even though she never turned in any of her assignments?

Abdullah: I did... I heard that she had to give Mr. Steinbreg one hell of a cheeseburger.

by GBoyofSV March 17, 2010

cold cheeseburger

The real reason why many females dont like to fuck when they are on their period.

Boyfriend: "babe why do you never want to have sex when your on your period?"
Girlfriend: "think about it you dumbfuck....have you ever tried to peel apart a cold cheeseburger?"

by ONAD REPEP June 8, 2014

Cheeseburger

A name given to very large girls, usualy to girls with three rolls of stomach fat. The first roll being the top bun, middle roll being the burger, and the third roll being the bottom of the bun.

Dude One "Oh dang. Did you see that chick that just walked past?"

Dude Two "Yeah bro, sure did. She's a totaly cheeseburger."

by mexiKEN May 12, 2009

Jr Bacunt cheeseburger

A particular cheesy tasting cunt or vagina, reminding the pussy eater of a jr bacon cheeseburger from Wendy's. Also used to describe a greasy cunt of a person, as to associate them with the greasiest kind of cunts.

That skank from last night was a real jr bacunt cheeseburger.

by JonnyHung April 13, 2009

Cheeseburgering

The action of putting ketchup and mustard on the vagina and eating it. Then finishing by leaving the mayo in the anus.

John: What did you do with Simone last night?

Kody: I was cheeseburgering her

John: With kethcup and mustard?

Kody: Yeah, and I left the mayo in her butthole

by Cheeserburgerer666 May 17, 2016

Cheeseburger

The most perfect food in the world! Consisting of ingrediants from all major food groups, it is a vital part of a well-rounded diet. Patriots are huge fans of cheeseburgers, being well aware that this genious invention can be attributed to none other than the U.S. of A. Although delicious, it is also a topic of controversy because it is said by some religious sects that the cheeseburger was the 2nd-day creation, preceeded only by the creation of light, heavens, and Earth.

Marty: Uuuhhhhgg!
Sarah: What's wrong my hansome man?
Marty: I don't feel so good...my stomach aches for something delicious but I don't know what
Sarah: I know! How about a CHEESEBURGER!!
Marty: YAY!!!!!

by bobblehead11 December 7, 2009

cheeseburger vacuum

One who sucks up cheeseburgers/other fatty foods like a vacuum cleaner. Used as a derogatory term for those that are extremely overweight.

Dang, Trent is such a cheeseburger vacuum! That boy would eat a turd if you put ketchup on it!

by ShirleyIsTheDevil May 21, 2008