chaffed asshole challenge

A game in which two people take a trip to the beach, and scoot in the sand bare- bottomed. The sand to asshole contact must be kept throughout the challenge. The two competitors go as far as they can until one of them passes out- due to excessive asshole loss.

Jamal- "We are going to the beach to have a chaffed asshole challenge, I hope I can still shit afterwards."

Charles- "Jesus Christ"

by shmendrickdick December 28, 2009

chan plan

A catch-all phrase in medical documentation to authoritatively direct further patient care relating to otologic conditions, both simple and complex, while making little effort to accurately diagnose or initiate treatment oneself.

Assessment: 6 years of left otorrhea following 4th revision tympanomastoidectomy by community ENT, fluctuating vertigo and otalgia with mixed hearing loss and PMH significant for developmental delay
Plan: chan plan

Assessment: Right conductive hearing loss and retraction on exam
Plan: Otosclerosis? CHAN PLAN

by WokeUpAnOtolaryngologist June 20, 2018

Corona-chan

A loving term for Coronavirus. A positive way to look at the pandemic. chan from the Japanese honorific for a girl.

Corona-chan is causing all the illegal aliens to return home.

Corona-chan is the real boomer remover

by Omoikane April 1, 2020

Info-Chan

Trying to look up my information? Heh, don’t bother. There is nothing you need to know about me. Your a client and I’m a provider. That’s all we need to know about each other.

Guy1: who is your favorite yandere simulator character?
Guy2: I like Info-Chan.
Guy1: same

by Wolfy the great Hsiang July 6, 2020

Onii chan tuesdays

This is when onii chan is sad because it isnt wednesday yet so now he has to wait a whole day before.

Person 1: "Today is such a good day"
Onii chan: "No today sucks because it is Onii Chan Tuesdays"

by Dada_bunkins March 2, 2022

old man chan

A weirdo with to much gell in his hair. A middle-aged person going through their mid-life crisis. Typically have no friends and are depressed people. NOT a ladies man. In fact, all girls do their best to avoid him at all costs.

Oh man I wish old man chan wasnt here
Old man Chan has too much gell in his hair

by the=definer+ November 11, 2019

chafing the carrot

another slang term for male masterbation

Dude, last night I was watching a porn and my mom walked in on me while I was chafing the carrot!

by RyanJ_53 April 9, 2009