Cailin

Someone who is full of beauty
Someone who could never do wrong
Someone who is sophisticated
Someone who you should love

i couldn't imagine a world without Cailin

by MeGaTaP September 1, 2014

Carlin Fish Hook

The act of inserting one of your fingers into your buddy's asshole in a public place as a form of horseplay. This act is normally performed in small redneck towns with one or more of the participants wearing cowboy boots

Clay giggled like a little girl when his buddy tried to give him a Carlin Fish Hook at the park

by nvminer April 16, 2011

Calling in well . . .

Call work and tell them that you are calling in well . . . tell them that you have been sick every day that you have been there and today you feel good and you don't want to waste it on going to work . . .

Hey, it's me . . . I am "Calling in well . . ." , I have been sick every day that I have worked there but I feel good today and I can't find a reason to mess it up by coming to work . . see you tomorrow . . .

by sunkeyeno.3 August 14, 2011

Caitlin

Most awesome person you will ever meet! Very loyal and patient at times...but of course when she mad-SHE MAD! Bestest friend you could ever meet!

Who’s that?
duh-Caitlin!

by okayokayokaykkay April 26, 2020

Catking

Catking King of cats

(sam) Did you hear that catking created the universe with a single oh my goodness? (john) i had no idea i heard he could break building with a single stare disappointment

by TheMinerKid v2 June 19, 2023

calling someone a penny

Calling someone a penny is an insult. First you say, "you're like a penny", the person will then ask why. You then proceed to say that they are invaluable, flat, two-faced and is always in someone's pants. This insult is normally done to one of a female gender.

This is a script of a random dude calling someone a penny

Bitch: You don't know me! You cant even describe me in one word.

Random dude: Your like a penny.

Bitch: WTF????

Random dude: Invaluable, flat, two-faced and always in someone's pants.

by Google eyeball June 23, 2020

Caitlin (Sparkles)

Someone who is the very definition of beautiful. That is, someone who is pleasing the senses or mind aesthetically and is of a very high standard; excellent (see def. of beautiful). The very presence of this person will light up the entire room because of her bubbly attitude and perfected smile. Usually characterized by her strawberry blonde/red hair, and gorgeous blue eyes, that hold more beauty then the ocean. She is always seen dancing and hopping about, and most definitely loves Disney films. She is very intelligent, but always has moments that reveal her puppy-like cuteness. Most notably, a "Caitlin" usually leads a life of freedom and spontaneity. The only people fit to love a "Caitlin" are men who are 6'1, at least 205 lbs but in athletic shape, with brown hair, and must be generally great at everything.

Person 1: I love Caitlin (Sparkles), she is the best thing to ever happen to me

Person 2: No! I love her as well!

Person 3: But I love her!

Relatively short guy: Do any of you meet said qualifications to love such an elegant creature?

Person 1,2,3: Nooooo?

Person 19: I DO!

Everyone else: Aww darn we jealous, so jealous...

by Sallyvadores May 11, 2013