fatchelorette party

a bachelorette party in which all participants are obese and unattractive.

Hey man, wanna go to Jake Ivory's tonight?
NO WAY...there's always a fatchelorette party there!

by 520668 January 10, 2009

Ash Catcher

An attatchment for a bong that slides into the diffuser containing another water pool and downstem to catch the ashes. Keeps a real smokers pipe clean for longer by never letting the ashes touch the tube.

Dude my new ash catcher is the SHIT!! I havent had to clean my bong in a month!

by Sir Clinton April 30, 2008

cream catcher

(noun) A vagina; a sperm reciprocal.
*This noun is the fleshy equivalent to a dream catcher.

I narrowly escaped nutting in her cream catcher.

"Yes", replied Timothy, "you can still get a snowball from a cream catcher."

by elegantmaskwithafeather October 16, 2008

Pussy Catcher

A dog that helps his owner get girls. This term happens in like half the romantic movies out there.

Rachel: Aww look at that doggie!

Sarah: Ugh Don't waist time on him, he only bought that dog as a pussy catcher

by ToatsRad October 16, 2010

catcher's mitt

A word descirbing the appearance of a woman's worn out, tired ass vagina.

Damn, that bitch had a fuckin' catcher's mitt! Yeah, she was nasty, but fuck it, ya know?

by Justin May 4, 2004

Catchemoji

An Emoji that a person uses frequently. The internet-age version of a catchphrase.

Person A: John uses the 'eyes' emoji very frequently, in almost every conversation.
Person B: Oh, that's his catchemoji

by imboredso October 1, 2020

Splinter Catcher

Person who rides the "pines", i.e., person who typically isn't a starting player on a football, baseball, basketball team and spends most of the game sitting on the bench.

Percy, your Splinter Catcher today until you out play Jack at first base.

by Jacque le Franc September 15, 2012