misha cass

Yes, a friggin fine ass minion lookin' ass thick ass *thinks: should i be saying this online..?* OK BOOMER

ay ay shawtie misha cass ate a snail

by Noah fat neck November 30, 2020

cass

my best friend not yours

cass

by casperrrrrrrrrrrrrrr June 10, 2021

cass a frass

literally such a cass, she will be so super silly and will have a little sass a lot but thats okay. she basically is a 35 year old woman who loves dogs

exavior: “whoa, shes really silly!”
a’jn: yes, “thats SUCH a cass a frass!”

by joeeeeesephm April 10, 2022

Preston Cass

Preston is a very awesome bf. He might smell like a mojón and monkey butt, but hes truly so cool. If you ever meet him beware cause hes like insane but youll get used to it after like a month i think. He also doesnt like cereal with milk which is a MAJOR red flag. He also needs to eat firehouse subs and smoke to survive. but even though he acts like so crazy he gives good hugs and bes so nice. like seriously he even buys me an abundance of food quite often which proves how kind of a soul he is. and even when i try my hardest to give him the ick he doesnt get it cause hes invincible and strong which is why we are engaged. oh also if you invite him to your house hide your water because he will drink ALL OF IT like he will not stop drinking water like omg. and also he talks very loud because he wants his presence to be known . hes nervous to eat food with dyes in it but he will still hit yardys. how does that make sense? i dont know but u shouldn't ask him cause hes the king. So if u meet him just dont be scared just trust the process. cause he has an exquisite personality that cannot be matched.

random person: hey why r u so handsome and awesome and cool
preston: im preston cass

random person: oh yeah that makes sense now

by ilovelife57 May 14, 2024

cass city

cass city (pronounced Cassidy) may be the funniest person on twitter but she also has a dark, dark secret. in 1999 i saw cass city kill a man in cold blood after an argument over whether or not ted dansen was in Cheers. cass city was wrong but she ended a precious life—one of god’s children, gone—and to this day denies the truth, leaving a trail of bodies in her wake.

Did you see cass city tweeting about Ted Dansen like he wasn’t in Cheers?

by hellishgrandma November 24, 2021

cass stan

when ur bsf cass is so cool and hot u make an urban dictionary definition for them

lorena: omg im a cass stan!
lucy: same!
ryan: omg so am i!
davian: no way, same!
mateo: me too!
aya: same here!
spyder: wow me too!
leah: yay more cass stans!
majo: yay!

This is satire I promise

by go away toot! July 29, 2021

Cass

Cass is an amazing and loyal person, Always at your side.
Very creative and loves making things for friends.
Very rational thinker and parent of the group.

I got my ass saved yesterday. Thank you Cass.

by Mikorock November 9, 2022