Cantearia

A mix between the word Canteen and cafeteria

Young boi: hey wanna go to the cantearia

by yeethorse November 13, 2019

cant cook

Its when your unable to cook most of these people are named ben

example 1: look over there bens trying to cook

example 2: ben cant cook look at him go

example 3 how did ben fail cooking class

by Darkblood__ July 8, 2021

cantfadeitis

When you can’t fade a jaunt

Person A: “Yo you tryna pull up to the function?”
Person B: “Sorry bro, I got cantfadeitis”
Person A: “Ah all good man”

by roquas June 24, 2022

Canteen Badges

Food stains on one’s clothing, letting you know what they had for lunch without you having to ask

‘Did you see the state of Ronnie’s vest, was covered in canteen badges’

by Jess_Rabbit July 10, 2023

el cantador mode

being so hardcore about a band that it becomes your life to promote and basically stalk that band until everyone you know loves them. then you move on to the next band.

Dude, he just found out about Johnny Apple Eyes and is in total el cantador mode about it.

by e.hayes March 30, 2010

Poor Fellow's Canteen

A clear, half-liter or gallon plastic container that would normally hold milk, orange juice, or chocolate milk, is converted to a reusable water jug.

John: "Hey dude, can I have some of your gatorade?"

Ryan: "Hey man, I'm sick of your bullshit. Get your own!"

John: "Woah, okay dude, chill out dick munch."

(Thus John is too cheap to buy gatorade in bulk and converts half-liter orange juice to water jug)

({ Next day at Practice)

Ryan: "Hey John, forgot my gatorade. Can I have some?"

John: (Has more than enough water) "Fuck off faggot!"

...Thus Poor Fellow's Canteen was born

by fellowman12 January 26, 2011

Cantalope

The melon of the future

Mom: Want some cantalope?
Kids: No
Mom:But its the melon of the future

by Josie lynn July 25, 2011