carbon cockprint

The amount of CO2 and greenhouse gases released by a man in search of sexual gratification

"You're going all the way to Manchester to shag that bird? Your carbon cockprint will be massive!"

by zfunk March 30, 2008

Carbon

The Slut of the Element World, Has 4 bonds at a time

Did you see Carbon
yeah shes such a slut with her 4 bonds

by Codgod420 August 19, 2017

Dutch carbomb

The driver of a vehicle passes gas, and locks the power windows so the passengers can't put them down. Everyone has to suffer, but it's easier for the driver to tolerate his own aroma!

Awe man, who farted?! Hey, why doesn't the window go down? Oh, God, oh God no! *Driver is smirking* C'mon man, this sucks! You have the worst Dutch carbomb!

by Dutch Tommy July 6, 2006

Need for Speed Carbon

A sequel to the Need For Speed games. Most people hated it because it's was a rehash of the previous "Most Wanted" sequel. But if you are like me, aka one of the people that hated having to purposely crash onto police cars and police roadblocks to "level up" in Most Wanted, you probably loved Carbon. Because Carbon only requires you to interact with the police only when you accidentally bump onto them, and not be a mazohist and hit them on purpose.

Wtf... I need to purposely crash onto 10 roadblocks to level up? Why are you doing this to me, Most Wanted? Screw this. I 'll just launch Need For Speed Carbon.

by Dim_K December 17, 2011

Carcomymrates

psghetti,breads,paper towels,kleenex and knapkins

from the adult swim show Metalocalypse

Nathan:What are Carcomymrates

Swiskgar: uhh, you know likes psgehtti

Toki: Breads

Swiskgar: Paper towles

Toki: kleenex and knapkins

by suckmynine July 23, 2009

carcoleptic

car⋅co⋅lep⋅tic {kahr-kuh-lep-tik}

adj, Pathology.

A disorder characterized by the sudden and uncontrollable attack of deep sleep immediately following a promise to your roadtrip buddy to stay awake the entire time.

See carcolepsy.

"I'm sorry officer, my roadtrip buddy is apparently carcoleptic and neglected his duty to keep me awake. That is why I drove through your town's annual Midnight Midget Parade. I think a few of the buggers are still lodged beneath my car."

by Ben Brandt March 4, 2009

fluorine uranium carbon potassium yttrium oxygen uranium

a clever way of spelling 'fuck you' only big brain people understand. gets past the roblox chat filter.

fluorine = F
uranium = U
carbon = C
potassium = K

yttrium = Y
oxygen = O
uranium = U

fluorine uranium carbon potassium yttrium oxygen uranium!

by therealloganpaul August 4, 2019