master.carding

another term for masturbation devised by three incredibly clever hormone-driven teenage women determined to make their mark in society

"dude i need 2 master.card!"

by doodlenoggn October 30, 2003

Phone Caroling

The act of people calling their friends around Christmas time and singing holiday songs to each other.

Hey Im gonna call you later with a bunch of other people- were going phone caroling.

by chamberofsecretshasbeenopened December 24, 2010

credit carding it

When one firmly grabs a towel with both hands on the north and south ends and vigorously dries his gooch and nuts.

Dude, I turned the corner in the locker room at the gym and this old guy was straight credit carding it.

by Simonsez9 March 31, 2015

Weiner cradling

When your sleeping after sex and your guy still got his dick in you.

"Damn those teens are Weiner cradling again Sheryll!"

by The Cradler September 23, 2023

Cupcake Carling

The action of Spiking a cupcake named Carl into the ground

Yo Want to join me and Jake in cupcake carling at the party later?

by CapitalistDeej March 19, 2024

Hot Carling

Anal sex with an uncircumcised man who does not wash his dick. Very common in the United Kingdom, often recited as the reason British people have such horrible teeth. The term was popularized by the band Deftones in 2006

“Goddamnit, I gave a blowjob to a guy last night and it’s obvious he’s a hot carler, I’ve been puking since last night”

“That dude’s so filthy, the only sex move he performs right is hot carling.”

by Bambianca June 10, 2024

credit carding the soap

When you take a bar of soap and slide it between your ass cheeks to clean them. This is commonly done at hotels when the toilet user forgets to bring wet wipes, makes a mess, and has no access to a bidet. So, the alternative is to take a shower, wash off the excess with water, and swipe the hotel bar of soap between your ass cheeks (like a credit card) to clean them.

Friend 1: You were in the bathroom a while; are you alright?
Friend 2: Yeah, I was credit carding the soap. I got food poisoning, and I forgot to bring wet wipes AND get a hotel room with a bidet.
Friend 1: We all make mistakes sometimes.

by BoberryBaggins February 15, 2025