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parking camper

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A person, who in a heavily populated city insists on their self-importance by blocking traffic on the street or in a parking lot or parking structure while waiting for a person, who appears to be leaving to exit their parking spot.
Oh, we got another parking camper. Look at that selfish piece of excrement, he's been holding up traffic for over a minute in the hopes that the person is about to leave their spot.
by deutschland_liebt_hasselhoff November 17, 2014
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Grandpas camper

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A grandpas camper is something a Natalie is always in.
If the campers a rockin don’t go a nockin! Grandpas camper
by I’m funny May 20, 2018
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Camperdick

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Just a camper on FPS that is really pissing you off! If their camping in a bin, see bin dick!
"Fucking camperdick!"
"Camperdick just killed me
by Fromie lad March 17, 2008
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lappy camper

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A woman who enjoys giving oral sex so much that it seems she is camped on her man's lap.
Stacey is such a lappy camper, she always wants to suck my cock.
by Fredo's da bomb! September 30, 2003
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urban camper

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There was an urban camper begging for money down the street.
by christina miller July 13, 2003
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Camping, as defined above, is the strategy of sitting in a single stragic spot, waiting for someone to come into your vision, however, it should be noted that camping is not always a fair strategy.

Some campers will camp an area where it is nearly impossible to be killed if they refuse to move. An example would be squating behind a box in an enclosed room with a single entrance. An opponent would have to position himself infront of the doorway without any cover, and try to hit the small ammount of the camper that is visible. In this way, the camper can get kill after kill, even when his position is known, and in 1 on 1 matches, this would become very frustrating and ruin the game for the opponent.
OMG LOL I R0><0RZ CAUSE I CAN SIT IN ONE SPOT ALL DAY LOL!!!!!!!!11111111
by Poh Tay Toez September 6, 2005
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see also: constipated, constipation

v: The act of squeezing an unfortunately large poo out of your butt no thanks to being constipated.
After a few days of my feces just camping out in my bowels, I finally felt the urge to pound a camper.
by ae123456 January 14, 2009
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