Calvin

HUGE DICK DUDE

CALVINS GOTS A BIG DICK

by Savannah85 March 26, 2019

Calon

A name for a boy that is very attractive , very loving , and usually is very funny. This boy will probably have a very cute laugh. not a very common name making this boy very unique and very nerdy.

wow Calon is freaking adorable

by cerealislit April 2, 2017

Calvin

The biggest penis you'll ever see he would fuck the shit out you. The thing is so fucking big. Also he is amazing in bed he can go as long as you need he will continue to punish you until you tap out.

Calvin fucked my fat ass to death I was really about to die nfs.

by Mr dr fappy March 16, 2017

calvano

The word Calvano is a word of extreme mystery and dates back to the begining of existence. It is beleived that men around fires would grunt to each other saying "Calvano! Calvano!" to communicate. Later it evolved into the first known language and pretty much created human interaction. It is regarded as the most famous word in all known languages. Calvano was later to be recognized by the first Dhali Lama as the "holy word". It has been seen throughout history like the epic battle of Thermopali, or The Gunpowder Treason. Everywhere the word Calvano has been, it has left a trail of glory. In the 19th century a family so filled with radicallness was given the last name Calvano, they are still alive today and reside throughout the United States as the greatest family to date. Finally in the 20th century the word Calvano was given a real definition, Legendary Chuck Norris gave this definition as "F***ing Amazing". It will appear in the 2010 edition of Websters Dictionary.

Dude, that guy is so effing Calvano, hes literally the most bamf person I have ever met!

I wish I wasn't fat and unwanted, I wish I could be more Calvano so I could get all the girls I wanted and be famous...

by Elderbob February 7, 2008

calzonian

To be wrapped up nicely, like a calzone. Could be used to mean nice, good, or comfortable.

"Dude, the ending of that movie was so calzonian."

by 65389R45V January 30, 2016

calvion

Calvion is a person who is loyal and very athletic he talks alot about sports

Be happy you have an calvion

by Cjthegod23 October 25, 2018

Calvin Huang

A very smart guy, can be funny and nice

Radiant at valorant (mains Yoru)

Is very short

Simps for Yume Ayai

Extremely cracked at clarinet

Likes swimming with Neko and making milk in the b hall bathrooms

Also a hacker, be careful so he doesn't hack you!!1!11!!

Person 1: Hey what happened to my computer?
Person 2: Calvin Huang must have hacked you.
Person 1: Damn I knew I shouldn't have dissed him

by katherine_plumber October 24, 2022