Lord Calvert

An accident that occurs after imbibing copious amounts of alcohol, preferably Lord Calvert Whisky for a genuine experience.

Be careful out on the rocks! You don't want to slip and have a Lord Calvert! I am not taking you to the hospital!

by Kboomboom June 5, 2018

Scoobies Cavern

So the other day I was naked, playing with my hamster on my stomach, then it suddenly climbed inside my vagina. I tried to tempt it out with a carrot but it still won't come out. It really likes it's new home. It's been up there for two days now and I'm getting used to it, but it keeps scratching at my g-spot which is sooooooo nice, but I'm worried about him drowning with how wet I tend to get. Help me.

Him: Where'd your hamster get too?

Her: He's moved in ti Scoobies Cavern.

by Reegan Hollister December 4, 2019

James Calvert

James Calvert is an amazingly talented man. A great person who you can always count on. He gets no bitches but still manages to have hoes.

He gets no bitches he is definitely a James Calvert

by Weirdoretard February 5, 2021

cooch cavern

Have you ever shredded a rotisserie chicken.

Saw the gaping hole of what once was a chicken cooch. Then thought to yourself

“ this is what a woman’s cooch cavern looks like”

The gaping hole of where once was a cooch

“ I bet your cooch cavern looks like this”.

by Coochiecavern April 3, 2023

nigel Calvert

Nigel calvert is a man who is obsessed with cheese. Some may call it a fetish

Did you hear about what Nigel calvert did to the first years?

by Stinkersmith90 July 26, 2023

Bill Calvert

Fruity don with a drinking problem
went to warwick
loves the darts

twats his dog

Bill calvert has twatted his dog again

by BILL CALVERTS LOVER June 21, 2021

calvert hall

I go to "CHC" so I know of the bad haircuts, crappy shoes (wallabees)or whatever, and the colors on clothes that are not meant for eyes. Yeah it's a good place for education and a even better place for you and your prep duesh friends to hang-out and listen to crap bands, and get super buzzed on coors light.

CHC guy1: Hey, look who got his new BMW from their mom.
CHCguy2: Wow dude, so did you do the homework?
CHCguy1: Nah dude, I don't care because mommy and daddy will pay for life!
CHCguy2: Nice dude, wanna skip class and go to Panaera?

by A+ April 28, 2005