calum hoods toenail

Ask them not me !200.gif! Their -Calum Hoods ToeNail .....
by Borrison the Wise May 24, 2016
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calum hood hands

having the hottest and sexiest hands on the plant. they’re so hot that they look good doing anything.
wow mikey you have calum hood hands!!
by 5sosaddicted🖤 April 23, 2021
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✨Feeling Calum✨

Definition: When you wanna throw you phone across the room, but can't because you're flat out broke. So, you go cry from the fucking frustration. And that's we like to call ✨feeling calum✨

More details: "Money" by Aussie band, 5 Seconds Of Summer, is indeed the theam song to ✨feeling calum✨
✨Feeling Calum✨ defined:
Person one: I feel very fusturated *ugh* I wanna destroy something.

Person two: So...? Throw your phone.
Person one: Well, I can't. I don't have money to replace my phone.
Person two: Oh, no! Don't cry, I don't want you to feel calum :((
by Fakebetch_Revenge November 4, 2020
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a cute and less awkward way to say you masturbated clitorly
"Sorry man id come over but tonight I'm hanging out with Calum hood it's been a while"
by Henry jk January 7, 2016
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Calum Redmond

A no good filthy Queensland cunt. Good at stealing girlfriends.
Untrustworthy
Two-faces
I got fucking Calum Redmond'd!
by IsisKarma November 9, 2011
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Calums Dick

It's really thiccc. It's the most bootyfull thing in this world. It's too long to take it all in. Ashton had sum of it he said it was wonderfull he's now falling in love with it.
yesssss Calums Dick is sooooo bootyfulllllllll.
by I_AM_HEMMOSEXUAL_BETCH June 25, 2018
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Calumitis

A type of disease found in Rhice-hamsters
Wait does ur Rhice-hamster have “calumitis”
by LILRICKROLLED June 12, 2025
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